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01-31-2015, 08:23 PM | #121 |
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Twice a morning. One post 2 mile run and raw milk over mini-wheats and the second after my caffeine intake. It kills me because I'm pretty sure my staff at work knows when I'm taking shit number two...
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01-31-2015, 09:19 PM | #122 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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it was a little loose today
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02-01-2015, 03:09 AM | #123 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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I'll give it a whirl. I enjoy the flavor.
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02-01-2015, 08:15 AM | #124 |
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I highly recommend Kefir pro biotics. way better than prune juice or raisins. regulates your bowel movements for a ''consistent schedule''. and you on the go people know what I'm talking about. and we're talking smooth bowel movements none of those Endelt up all night drinking stout black tarry messy shits. were talking full logs with easy pruning and very clean, minimal wiping.
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02-01-2015, 09:04 AM | #126 |
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Everything is running five by five with no defects.
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02-01-2015, 09:14 AM | #127 | |
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02-01-2015, 09:55 AM | #129 |
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The cheese thread reminded me of the following poem,I read it on a bathroom wall when I was but a young lad...
If you want to shit at ease put your elbows on your knees then you very gently squeeze till it comes out like rotten cheese
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4 capsules of psyllium fiber a day, between 6-12 Natty lights, and I'm as regular as Robert Downey Jr. and rehab...
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02-01-2015, 11:42 AM | #132 |
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02-01-2015, 02:04 PM | #133 |
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Got tired of the small toilet...2 flusher.. Went to Home Depot and talked to the toilet guy. I explained what I wanted and he showed me a video of one of their toilets that flushed about a dozen golf balls. That sold me.
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