What a great glorious day .......... Im gettin married today !!! - Page 9

royr17 · 09-16-2006, 12:21 PM

Today my life starts off in a different direction.

Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today.

I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be.

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here.

If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.

4th and Long · 09-17-2006, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can

did you put "teeth" on the gift registry...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

blueballs · 09-17-2006, 08:02 AM

did you marry for love
did you marry for money
I sure hope you didn't marry for sex

**Bowser** · 09-17-2006, 08:06 AM

Dear Lord.

Ugly Duck · 09-17-2006, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueballs

did you marry for love
did you marry for money
I sure hope you didn't marry for sex

A beaming bride & groom stand at the alter making their vows. The groom thinks to himself, "Now I can get it any time I want!"

The bride muses, "Now I never have to do it again!"

**Iowanian** · 09-17-2006, 10:15 AM

Dawns early light, the sound of horns blairing at a stoplight nearby, a new groom awakens to the reality of what he's just done. He stretches in bed, accidently touching the twisted and matted hair of the pillaged bride, he reaches down scratching his sticky wedding tackle and without thinking, sticks a strange smelling finger into his mouth to scrape the fumunda tongue. They must need to wash the ATM because his finger tastes strangely similar to when he's been diggin in his crack.

As the disturbed bride rolls over, she lets loose the thunderous flatulance she was able to control while awake. The first sign of things to change.

"Woman, go make us some breakfast"
"uh, I can't even cook toast, you have any money for a mcMuffin?"
"Go ask my dad"

blueballs · 09-17-2006, 10:26 AM

a poster tries to get a life
will return with losts of new
threads asking for advice
and a lawyer's phone number

Brock · 09-17-2006, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

"Go ask my dad"

Poor Roy.

**Bearcat** · 09-17-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royr17

Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass.

I hope that's not in your vows, because 1) you shouldn't marry out of spite and 2) you shouldn't just go around bragging that you're better than gochiefs. People might get jealous.

Congrats, I guess.

**Easy 6** · 09-17-2006, 10:36 AM

You have a knack for painting picture's Iowanian..............

**Iowanian** · 09-17-2006, 10:41 AM

Its the handmade donkeyhair brush set.

Sometimes, A canvas just visualizes itself and I only paint by number.

wutamess · 09-18-2006, 08:18 PM

Any updates?

Fairplay · 09-18-2006, 08:20 PM

So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?

wutamess · 09-18-2006, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fairplay

So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?

I've wondered the same thing.

09-18-2006, 08:25 PM

It actually is.

JBucc · 09-18-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

It actually is.

Poor girl.

09-16-2006, 12:21 PM
royr17 MVP Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lovin my kids Casino cash: $318676	What a great glorious day .......... Im gettin married today !!! Today my life starts off in a different direction. Officially at about5 5:30 pm today I will no longer have a single status. Yep thats right, im gettin hitched at 5 o'clock today. I will be married and ready to start my life in a diiferent direction. This is where you have to step up to be the man that you strive to be. Unfortuanately I cant say the same for gochiefs he would rather be single and set on his big fat ass. Im so excited and ready for this commitment and Im glad its almost here. If I can i'll try to fill you guys in with pictures after the weddin and reception is over.
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09-17-2006, 08:02 AM	#122
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09-17-2006, 08:06 AM	#123
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09-17-2006, 10:15 AM	#125
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3438454	Dawns early light, the sound of horns blairing at a stoplight nearby, a new groom awakens to the reality of what he's just done. He stretches in bed, accidently touching the twisted and matted hair of the pillaged bride, he reaches down scratching his sticky wedding tackle and without thinking, sticks a strange smelling finger into his mouth to scrape the fumunda tongue. They must need to wash the ATM because his finger tastes strangely similar to when he's been diggin in his crack. As the disturbed bride rolls over, she lets loose the thunderous flatulance she was able to control while awake. The first sign of things to change. "Woman, go make us some breakfast" "uh, I can't even cook toast, you have any money for a mcMuffin?" "Go ask my dad"
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09-17-2006, 10:26 AM	#126
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09-18-2006, 08:25 PM	#134
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