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Not dead yet...
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Twice a morning. One post 2 mile run and raw milk over mini-wheats and the second after my caffeine intake. It kills me because I'm pretty sure my staff at work knows when I'm taking shit number two...
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Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
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it was a little loose today
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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#123 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
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I'll give it a whirl. I enjoy the flavor.
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I highly recommend Kefir pro biotics. way better than prune juice or raisins. regulates your bowel movements for a ''consistent schedule''. and you on the go people know what I'm talking about. and we're talking smooth bowel movements none of those Endelt up all night drinking stout black tarry messy shits. were talking full logs with easy pruning and very clean, minimal wiping.
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#126 |
sorta mod-ish
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Everything is running five by five with no defects.
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Unsparing
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#129 |
a haw haw haw
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The cheese thread reminded me of the following poem,I read it on a bathroom wall when I was but a young lad...
If you want to shit at ease put your elbows on your knees then you very gently squeeze till it comes out like rotten cheese
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4 capsules of psyllium fiber a day, between 6-12 Natty lights, and I'm as regular as Robert Downey Jr. and rehab...
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Got tired of the small toilet...2 flusher.. Went to Home Depot and talked to the toilet guy. I explained what I wanted and he showed me a video of one of their toilets that flushed about a dozen golf balls. That sold me.
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