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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:09 PM   #1306
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Sorry but I have already owned you enough online. Your curiousity about me is very disturbing and quite puzzling. Dont you have a wife or a gf to entertain???
No offense but you are sending off homo vibes.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:09 PM   #1307
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:09 PM   #1308
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I have quite a bit of stuff to do this afternoon but I have to say that you're one sweet looking boy, Midnight Felcher. You're well tanned and you wear all the pretty clothing. I'll bet you're never alone there in Atlanta. I'm really very jealous.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:10 PM   #1309
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This thread is on the short track to the Hall of Classics.
It was destined for the Hall the second it was posted.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:13 PM   #1310
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My family is from Mizzou so I became a Chiefs fan then. I have lived all over the midwest and I moved to Atlanta now. I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:15 PM   #1311
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My family is from Mizzou so I became a Chiefs fan then. I have lived all over the midwest and I moved to Atlanta now. I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.
It shouldn't take you long to get here with the way you ride. What part of Missouri?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:15 PM   #1312
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I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:17 PM   #1313
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:18 PM   #1314
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[QUOTE=Midnight_Vulture;4811411]I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.

You look like an f'ing doofus.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:19 PM   #1315
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My family is from Mizzou so I became a Chiefs fan then. I have lived all over the midwest and I moved to Atlanta now. I will be coming to Arrowhead for a couple of games. I'll be the one on the bike haha.
Oh, Lord. I haven't been this embarrassed since the Tyus Edney incident in '95.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:20 PM   #1316
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Your pic would fit in well on this site:

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
lol. Yeah, chicks dig robes and really old guys too. Ask hugh Hefner. Dude, you have got to be kidding me right. You have just proven my entire point. Gang Ho's dig drunken douchebags with cheesy necklaces and no shirt.
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:20 PM   #1317
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Midnight... I am really cool and chicks dig me and my really cool bike!

ChiefsPlanet... I don't think you or your bike are cool and the chicks are so so.

Midnight... Your gay!

ChiefsPlanet...ouch!

Is that about it?
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:20 PM   #1318
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:23 PM   #1320
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Midnight... I am really cool and chicks dig me and my really cool bike!

ChiefsPlanet... I don't think you or your bike are cool and the chicks are so so.

Midnight... Your gay!

ChiefsPlanet...ouch!

Is that about it?
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