Pro Bowl LT DJ Humphries [signed by Chiefs]

[SHOWTIME]

Does Veach give him a call?

I predict @Chiefs. Makes too much sense https://t.co/hu5xdI5KF2

— Justin Pugh (@JustinPugh) November 22, 2024

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

What the **** did you just say about me, you little bitch?

You should I know I've been a Chiefs fan for 55 years. I've tailgated every game at Arrowhead and can finish a case of Busch Light before kickoff. My burnt ends are the best in the country and I am the best grill master in all of Kansas City.

You are nothing to me but a bullshit bandwagon fan that probably loved the Cowboys 10 years ago, you dumbass.

I will make you wish you were a Rams fan you stupid little shit, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er.

I am on the phone with my son who graduated at the top of his class at ITT and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which Lot A hasn't seen since December 2013. You’re ****ing dead, kid. Me and my Camaro can be anywhere, anytime, and I will knock you the **** out with my bare hands.

Not only am I really ****ing good at parking lot fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the local Bass Pro Shops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury and KC Masterpiece all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

See? When you actually put some thought into it, you can be pretty funny.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

Its unoriginal basement dwelling humor though. Make something original and funny.

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[UteChief]

So is Humphries starting this week?

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by UteChief

So is Humphries starting this week?

It sure sounds like it.

[ThaVirus]

Which one of you mfs was arguing with me that Clay is a good dude who makes videos “for us”?

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Which one of you mfs was arguing with me that Clay is a good dude who makes videos “for us”?

He does make videos but he's a prisoner of his own success. Too much time around Athan and Shaggy Shane. He thinks people give a shit about his opinion. When there's no traction they default to this bullshit.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Which one of you mfs was arguing with me that Clay is a good dude who makes videos “for us”?

You gotta take the good with the bad with just about every poster here. In Clay's case, he does post a lot of interesting and informative stuff. It often just gets lost in the noise though.

[Dunerdr]

Clays like that channel that was mostly static but sometimes youd see a boob. Not sure what it was just something lurking deep in the depths of my memory.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Which one of you mfs was arguing with me that Clay is a good dude who makes videos “for us”?

You've never done ****ing shit for the Kingdom, kiddo.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

You've never done ****ing shit for the Kingdom, kiddo.

[UteChief]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

You've never done ****ing shit for the Kingdom, kiddo.

Most of us are fans. Not employees!

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by UteChief

So is Humphries starting this week?

Nate Taylor said expect Joe Thuney, because at this point DJ doesn't know the playbook and the coaching staff aren't confident that his football conditioning is up to par yet.

[SHOWTIME]

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

Nate Taylor said expect Joe Thuney, because at this point DJ doesn't know the playbook and the coaching staff isn't confident that his football conditioning is up to par yet.

nothing about this on his twitter feed

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by SHOWTIME

nothing about this on his twitter feed

Weird Games podcast on YouTube

[VAChief]

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

Nate Taylor said expect Joe Thuney, because at this point DJ doesn't know the playbook and the coaching staff aren't confident that his football conditioning is up to par yet.

I’d rather go back to Kingsley and give him help and run the ball, instead of throwing 45 times.