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Tom Brady Retiring
Patrick Mahomes, you’re up.
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EDIT: Timeline below. 1. Darlington & Schefter report Brady is retiring. 2. TB12, Tom’s brand/company, tweet (then later delete) about his retirement. 3. Toms teammates tweet about his retirement. 4. Tom’s agent, dad, Arians, and Licht all say Tom hasn’t decided yet. 5. Ian Rappaport says many sources confirm Tom plans to retire but the pushback is due to timing. 6. Tom announces retirement again in 2023. Last edited by Dante84; 02-01-2023 at 07:19 AM.. |
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05-05-2024, 09:57 PM | #1261 |
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It’s really not that serious, if you want to pout by all means. You’re missing out out though, that shit was funny af
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05-05-2024, 10:00 PM | #1263 |
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Tom Brady shitting on the Chiefs for “sucking for 50 years” is odd considering the Patriots have sucked without Tom Brady in their team history.
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05-05-2024, 10:26 PM | #1264 |
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See, this just reeks to me of Tom wanting an opportunity to publicly shit on the entities he doesn't/didn't like, so he signed up for this roast specifically so he could get his time at the end. It was an environment where people wouldn't think he's a psycho, and he knows people call him a cheater and a pedo anyway, so why not do it all at once and try to appeal to people who hate him?
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05-05-2024, 10:58 PM | #1265 | |
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Tom Brady Taking Shots At The Chiefs And Chiefs Fans: “Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest. It helps when your fans are 14 year old girls. In honor of TAY TAY. Let's take a look at the Chiefs Eras, Terrible for 50 years, good for 5. SHAKE IT OFF.”
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05-05-2024, 11:01 PM | #1266 |
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Well, that's why I said I'd prefer it. Vicky was the Meryl Streep of robotic children.
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If Mahomes does this then the Brady nutlickers will start panicking because then they'll have to concede that Patrick is the true GOAT of this era.
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05-06-2024, 02:56 AM | #1270 |
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Okay that was funny as ****. Tom's monologue at the end seemed like a window into his weird speaking tour, which makes the 2.5hr roasting of him prior even better.
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Not a real roast if you don't invite Eli Manning, probably the one guy with the most street cred to roast him. Brady went off on Giants fans too...still bitter about 18-1 lol.
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05-06-2024, 05:28 AM | #1272 |
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i mean, he did just admit to deflategate. i for one think that this should disqualify him from the Hall of Fame.
just joking, but he really did admit to it.........
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05-06-2024, 05:42 AM | #1273 |
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It sucks, but the ****er is the most successful player in league history. Sure, there was a lot of cheating and ref hijinks and pure shit luck involved, but at the end of the day, none of that matters to the record books. Perhaps the day will come when Pat eclipses his SB win total, but Brady will always be undefeated against the Chiefs and Mahomes in the playoffs, and that's never going to go away. If he wants to be a noxious dick about it, well, he's earned the right.
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Mahomes and Brady won 2 Super Bowls each with Mahomes as a starter in the league. With Mahomes’s 2 most vulnerable teams, Mahomes made it to Brady in the postseason. What happened in the years when Brady had vulnerable teams? Why wasn’t he good enough to elevate those teams to make it to Mahomes? And that’s ignoring that Brady was thoroughly out played by Mahomes in the AFCCG, and was a Dee Ford away from throwing his third pick to choke away that game.
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“Brady loses in the Wildcard Rounds in the 2019-2020 and 2022-2023 seasons by throwing a season ending pick 6 and getting blown out by the Cowboys, here’s why that’s a negative for Mahomes”
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