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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:36 PM   #1231
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:36 PM   #1232
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:36 PM   #1233
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Not at all. Its someone trying to imitate me. Not working though so check our IP addresses. We wont match at all. I am located in ATL.

Did you move from California after you stole the laptop?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:36 PM   #1234
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:36 PM   #1235
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:36 PM   #1236
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Not at all. Its someone trying to imitate me. Not working though so check our IP addresses. We wont match at all. I am located in ATL.
Using two IP's at the same time is not a hard thing to do, but remembering not to post under the wrong name can be........oooops!
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Well, I'm sold, gentlemen. I'm picking up one of these tomorrow:
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