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Titty Meat · 10:32 AM

Week 11:

Alabama vs. Kentucky (+11, 47)

Michigan vs. Penn State (+4.5, 44.5)

Texas Tech vs. Kansas (-3.5, 61)

Arizona vs. Colorado (+10, 55)

Missouri vs. Tennessee (-1, 58.5)

Miami vs. Florida State (-14.5, 50)

Oklahoma State vs. UCF (+2.5, 64)

Utah vs. Washington (-9, 54.5)

Ole Miss vs. Georgia (-11,59)

West Virginia vs. Oklahoma (-12.5, 58)

Michigan State vs. Ohio State (-31.5, 47)

Florida vs. LSU (-13.5, 63.5)

Texas vs. TCU (+10, 53)

USC vs. Oregon (-15, 73.5)

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-07-2023, 09:41 PM

They didn't need to run it on first or second down either. The game was over. That is, without hyperbole, the worst decision in the history of the game. It's mathematically impossible to do something dumber than that.

Cristobal and that entire staff should be shot in the head and thrown in a ditch. That was absolutely mind-melting.

FloridaMan88 · 10-07-2023, 09:44 PM

Even better… Georgia Tech’s piece of shit QB had 77 yards passing for the entire game up until the final drive… and then on the final drive after the fumble… he had 74 yards passing, including the game winning TD pass.

Fire Mario.

KC_Connection · 10-07-2023, 09:45 PM

Guys, I don’t think Mario Cristobal learned his lesson from the Oregon-Stanford 2018 game pic.twitter.com/UTilNLmlFT
— Logan Brown (@LoganABrown) October 8, 2023

Yeah, it was hilarious.

BryanBusby · 10-07-2023, 09:50 PM

I haven't seen a coaching blunder that bad since Permasuck Edwards put Dwayne Bowe on the all hands team

Ol' butthole eyes throwing a TD on them to end it was the chaser they deserved

BryanBusby · 10-07-2023, 09:50 PM

I haven't seen a coaching blunder that bad since Permasuck Edwards put Dwayne Bowe on the all hands team

Ol' butthole eyes throwing a TD on them to end it was the chaser they deserved

GabyKeepsMeWarm · 10-07-2023, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Guys, I don’t think Mario Cristobal learned his lesson from the Oregon-Stanford 2018 game pic.twitter.com/UTilNLmlFT
— Logan Brown (@LoganABrown) October 8, 2023

Yeah, it was hilarious.

O.M.G.

Holy cow.

That stadium must reek of throw-up after that fiasco.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-07-2023, 09:52 PM

I really don't understand. I see stuff like this, and it makes me wonder if there is any material difference between 99.9% of these coaches other than connections.

GabyKeepsMeWarm · 10-07-2023, 09:58 PM

I mean... if you're the Miami AD, do you meet coach in the tunnel and tell him to just start packing up his shit? That's unjustifiably bad coaching at basically any level, let alone D1.

kstater · 10-07-2023, 10:07 PM

If you don't fire him by the time you land, every single player is gonna be in the portal by Monday.

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Why Not? · 10-07-2023, 10:19 PM

That's the stupidest coaching decision I've ever seen. I'd expect to be fired from my volunteer flag football head coaching job if I ever did anything that dumb. I'm totally dumbfounded. I mean WTF???? How could you look your players in the eyes after that? He better spend all week begging #2 for forgiveness.

KC_Connection · 10-07-2023, 10:36 PM

pic.twitter.com/JxIg7y6dIl
— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 8, 2023

KC_Connection · 10-07-2023, 10:39 PM

Mario Cristobal after losing to Georgia Tech: "Should've told him to take a knee." pic.twitter.com/dw8kaKsSts
— RJ Young (@RJ_Young) October 8, 2023

They talked about two hands on the ball? What?

FloridaMan88 · 10-07-2023, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Connection

Mario Cristobal after losing to Georgia Tech: "Should've told him to take a knee." pic.twitter.com/dw8kaKsSts
— RJ Young (@RJ_Young) October 8, 2023

They talked about two hands on the ball? What?

He could have at least had the dignity to man up and owned his mistake.

Instead the $8 million/year HC vomits all over himself with excuses in this embarrassing post game press conference.

Fire Mario.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-07-2023, 10:49 PM

There was 1:22 left when they snapped the ball on first down. Just walk back two yards and then take a knee once a guy is near you. Then take two more knees. The game is over.

I know he was there during the Pell Grant Scandal, but is he illiterate? Does he not know how to subtract using the number 40?

DenverChief · 10-07-2023, 11:12 PM

Ya that was brutal. Loved how the announcers were calling it out before the fumble.

KC_Connection · 10-08-2023, 12:09 AM

So weak for Arizona not to go for 2 to win the game in OT. These coaches are all either idiots or cowards.

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10-07-2023, 09:41 PM	#1201
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7589572	They didn't need to run it on first or second down either. The game was over. That is, without hyperbole, the worst decision in the history of the game. It's mathematically impossible to do something dumber than that. Cristobal and that entire staff should be shot in the head and thrown in a ditch. That was absolutely mind-melting. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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10-07-2023, 09:44 PM	#1202
FloridaMan88 Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Miami, FL Casino cash: $752906	Even better… Georgia Tech’s piece of shit QB had 77 yards passing for the entire game up until the final drive… and then on the final drive after the fumble… he had 74 yards passing, including the game winning TD pass. Fire Mario.
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10-07-2023, 09:45 PM	#1203
KC_Connection Perpetual Mediocrity Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $3022783	Guys, I don’t think Mario Cristobal learned his lesson from the Oregon-Stanford 2018 game pic.twitter.com/UTilNLmlFT — Logan Brown (@LoganABrown) October 8, 2023 Yeah, it was hilarious.
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10-07-2023, 09:50 PM	#1204
BryanBusby In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2006 Casino cash: $3539900 VARSITY	I haven't seen a coaching blunder that bad since Permasuck Edwards put Dwayne Bowe on the all hands team Ol' butthole eyes throwing a TD on them to end it was the chaser they deserved
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10-07-2023, 09:50 PM	#1205
BryanBusby In Search of a Life Join Date: Mar 2006 Casino cash: $3539900 VARSITY	I haven't seen a coaching blunder that bad since Permasuck Edwards put Dwayne Bowe on the all hands team Ol' butthole eyes throwing a TD on them to end it was the chaser they deserved
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10-07-2023, 09:52 PM	#1207
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7589572	I really don't understand. I see stuff like this, and it makes me wonder if there is any material difference between 99.9% of these coaches other than connections. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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10-07-2023, 09:58 PM	#1208
GabyKeepsMeWarm I'll **** anything that moves! Join Date: Jan 2022 Casino cash: $-840000	I mean... if you're the Miami AD, do you meet coach in the tunnel and tell him to just start packing up his shit? That's unjustifiably bad coaching at basically any level, let alone D1.
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10-07-2023, 10:07 PM	#1209
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10-07-2023, 10:19 PM	#1210
Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $808994	That's the stupidest coaching decision I've ever seen. I'd expect to be fired from my volunteer flag football head coaching job if I ever did anything that dumb. I'm totally dumbfounded. I mean WTF???? How could you look your players in the eyes after that? He better spend all week begging #2 for forgiveness.
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10-07-2023, 10:36 PM	#1211
KC_Connection Perpetual Mediocrity Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $3022783	pic.twitter.com/JxIg7y6dIl — no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 8, 2023
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10-07-2023, 10:39 PM	#1212
KC_Connection Perpetual Mediocrity Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $3022783	Mario Cristobal after losing to Georgia Tech: "Should've told him to take a knee." pic.twitter.com/dw8kaKsSts — RJ Young (@RJ_Young) October 8, 2023 They talked about two hands on the ball? What?
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10-07-2023, 10:49 PM	#1214
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7589572	There was 1:22 left when they snapped the ball on first down. Just walk back two yards and then take a knee once a guy is near you. Then take two more knees. The game is over. I know he was there during the Pell Grant Scandal, but is he illiterate? Does he not know how to subtract using the number 40? __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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10-07-2023, 11:12 PM	#1215
DenverChief Pedantic Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Rocky Ford Casino cash: $3782617	Ya that was brutal. Loved how the announcers were calling it out before the fumble.
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10-08-2023, 12:09 AM	#1216
KC_Connection Perpetual Mediocrity Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $3022783	So weak for Arizona not to go for 2 to win the game in OT. These coaches are all either idiots or cowards.
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