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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Welp, time to nerd out again.

http://www.starwarsinconcert.com/

You're pathetic.

Okay, I admit it. Tickets went on sale here the morning of 10/3 and I was downtown in line waiting to buy them before the doors opened. Sad, I know...

Hammock Parties · 10-20-2009, 03:17 PM

I'm going to attempt to bring a female companion, so I'm waiting to buy tickets.

Barret · 10-20-2009, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Missed a prime opportunity for some nookie. Until you've had a gumjob, you've never lived.

Instead of a Hummer....would that be considered a Gummer??

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I'm going to attempt to bring a female companion, so I'm waiting to buy tickets.

Well, buy two tickets, and THEN find someone to go.

And, just so you know, it's NOT gonna look like this...

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Barret

Instead of a Hummer....would that be considered a Gummer??

Hey, at least you don't have to worry about her biting down on you in an old-person coughing spasm.

Hammock Parties · 10-20-2009, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Well, buy two tickets, and THEN find someone to go.

That would be reeruned. I'm going to find someone to go with first.

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

That would be reeruned. I'm going to find someone to go with first.

Jesus H., it's a concert ticket, not a f**king plane ticket to Paris. You go up to a girl and say, "Hey, I have two tickets to the Star Wars On Tour show, would you like to come with me?" THAT'S how you get laid. Not by saying, "Hey, I want to go to the Star Wars On Tour show... are you interested in buying a ticket and coming with me?" Ask Mom for an advance on your allowance and buy the extra ticket. Every minute you spend jacking off and being wishy-washy is another minute good seats are being bought by people with actual testicles.

Hammock Parties · 10-20-2009, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Jesus H., it's a concert ticket, not a f**king plane ticket to Paris. You go up to a girl and say, "Hey, I have two tickets to the Star Wars On Tour show, would you like to come with me?" THAT'S how you get laid. Not by saying, "Hey, I want to go to the Star Wars On Tour show... are you interested in buying a ticket and coming with me?" Ask Mom for an advance on your allowance and buy the extra ticket. Every minute you spend jacking off and being wishy-washy is another minute good seats are being bought by people with actual testicles.

There's really only one girl, maybe two I can take. I'm not turning a ****ing SW concert into a first date.

We'll see if anyone is interested. If not...I am not going to risk getting stuck with a ticket no one is using.

LaChapelle · 10-20-2009, 05:18 PM

**** I just remembered I forgot to feed the goldfish in fourth grade for a whole week.

JD10367 · 10-20-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LaChapelle

**** I just remembered I forgot to feed the goldfish in fourth grade for a whole week.

It's probably dead by now.

**The Franchise** · 10-20-2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

There's really only one girl, maybe two I can take. I'm not turning a ****ing SW concert into a first date.

We'll see if anyone is interested. If not...I am not going to risk getting stuck with a ticket no one is using.

How much are tickets?

Hammock Parties · 10-20-2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

How much are tickets?

$55

JD10367 · 10-22-2009, 08:13 PM

Bored in work... just watched a couple of old episodes of "Bones" and am now watching "House"... Will probably fall asleep tonight and dream of making a Hot Cheekbone Sandwich using Olivia Wilde and Emily Deschanel as the bread and me as the meat in the middle...

I'm definitely putting that threesome on my Bucket List.

Hammock Parties · 10-22-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Bored in work... just watched a couple of old episodes of "Bones" and am now watching "House"... Will probably fall asleep tonight and dream of making a Hot Cheekbone Sandwich using Olivia Wilde and Emily Deschanel as the bread and me as the meat in the middle...

I'm definitely putting that threesome on my Bucket List.

Sounds like someone needs to beat off.

JD10367 · 10-22-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Sounds like someone needs to beat off.

This sentence could apply to just about any man, at any time.

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