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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***
AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.
Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel. 2017: Preseason Game #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2 2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203 2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294 THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN Last edited by Hammock Parties; 10-07-2018 at 11:37 PM.. |
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09-18-2018, 10:51 PM | #1201 |
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Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting. |
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09-18-2018, 11:15 PM | #1202 |
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frickin' mitch just @'d me on twitter
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09-18-2018, 11:30 PM | #1203 | |
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Nice Clay
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09-19-2018, 12:08 AM | #1204 |
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**** it, i'm going whole hog
ill take your crawl suggestions |
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09-19-2018, 12:28 AM | #1205 |
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Nice. I think you summarize the run of shitty QB play that culminated in the rise and fall of smith.
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09-19-2018, 12:30 AM | #1206 |
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No more shit about the past, Clay. Not now anyways. Everything you do needs to be about the present of what we're witnessing.
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09-19-2018, 12:31 AM | #1207 |
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Oh yes. Right now it's just stuff about the Steelers game. I'm guessing no one will offer anything up anyway. Lazy non-creative plebes.
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09-19-2018, 12:54 AM | #1208 | |
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"After years of suffering under the championship of Alex the inept (Alex the weak, Alex the fearful, Alex the blind...c'mon, you're smart and I'm drunk) the chiefs ship his failure to the potomac. Seeking a champion capable of defeating their arch enemy, they turn to a young man. Unaware of his destiny..." Or, you know. Something better. At least I'm trying. It's late, and i'm... yanno. drinking. |
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09-19-2018, 01:15 AM | #1209 |
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09-19-2018, 10:26 AM | #1210 | |
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09-19-2018, 03:27 PM | #1211 |
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god he plants his feet like an oak tree's roots before that laser shot
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09-19-2018, 03:32 PM | #1212 |
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That was a great throw, not just because of velocity but placement. He trusted Kelce to make the catch as he threw it away from Bostic so he didn't get blown up, but if that goes thru Kelce's hands the safety is sitting right there.
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09-19-2018, 04:12 PM | #1213 |
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because ripping off a movie franchise is so creative.
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09-19-2018, 04:22 PM | #1214 |
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09-19-2018, 05:23 PM | #1215 |
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There IS creativity in parody and satire. An entire industry actually.
Do you know the difference between parody and a 'rip off'? Do you know the difference between being an asshole and just embarrassing yourself? |
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