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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:16 PM   #1186
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:17 PM   #1187
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Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:17 PM   #1188
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:18 PM   #1189
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Dude....they're not that great......really. I'd give them an 8 to be generous but being blonde with a fake tan doesn't make a girl beautiful.

I'm glad you're getting some though.....congrats.

Just remember this......if/when you get into an accident going 100 mph....these chicks won't be by your bedside. Just remember that.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:19 PM   #1190
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I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.
Don't be so sure of that.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:19 PM   #1191
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:19 PM   #1192
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Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:20 PM   #1193
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Ill definitely be at one of the tailgates probably vs the Raiders. I live in ATL right now and I find it funny that the same guys talking crap about me would never say any of that infront of my face haha.
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Speaking of that, however, I wonder if you'd do the same?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:20 PM   #1194
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Dude....they're not that great......really. I'd give them an 8 to be generous but being blonde with a fake tan doesn't make a girl beautiful.

I'm glad you're getting some though.....congrats.

Just remember this......if/when you get into an accident going 100 mph....these chicks won't be by your bedside. Just remember that.
Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.

I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:20 PM   #1195
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jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets!
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:21 PM   #1198
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Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.

I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.
Dude (is that right? Dude?), it doesn't bother you that if it weren't for your motorcycle, they wouldn't be with you?

Anyway, here's mine:
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Please post a pic of your wife or gf I would love to see how they compare. I have seen some pics of your guys women and I gotta say...CATTLE CALL!!!
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