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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:04 PM   #106
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:05 PM   #107
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:06 PM   #108
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:07 PM   #109
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:07 PM   #110
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:07 PM   #111
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:07 PM   #112
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:08 PM   #113
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:10 PM   #114
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:10 PM   #115
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:13 PM   #116
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:16 PM   #118
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:16 PM   #119
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:19 PM   #120
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