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Jizz-sniffing janitor busts elementary school teacher
Awesome. Our country is ****ed up.
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04-21-2010, 01:52 AM | #107 |
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Janitor said finding the tissue was just a stroke of luck...
Seriously though...what's the point of locking the glass door? Posted via Mobile Device |
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04-21-2010, 05:11 AM | #109 |
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This thread is disturbing yet funny at the same time.
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04-21-2010, 06:05 AM | #110 |
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Get your 15 minutes of fame by smelling jizz, unbelievable.
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04-21-2010, 06:31 AM | #111 |
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I think the Janitor is way more disturbed than the masturbater
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04-21-2010, 11:39 AM | #112 |
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I've honestly never smelled my own jizz, maybe mine is less smelly than most of you guys.
I've also never masturbated at any of my jobs, but I have had sex at a couple previous jobs. I think if I caught one of my employees beating it into mashed potatoes I'd fire them on the spot. Its just creepy, and I'm pretty open minded. Posted via Mobile Device |
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04-21-2010, 11:51 AM | #113 |
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He should have used the "I brings the ruckus to the ladies" defense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qsC4wRZtY
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04-21-2010, 12:01 PM | #114 |
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How 'bout giving me $50?
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04-21-2010, 12:13 PM | #115 |
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04-21-2010, 12:15 PM | #116 |
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04-21-2010, 12:21 PM | #117 |
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I think we've found a new legal term when this is entered into court as a prosecution exhibit: "Jizzedence."
"Your honor, I'd like to enter this used tissue confiscated by the janitorial staff as Jizzedence "Exhibit A"....." |
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04-21-2010, 02:10 PM | #118 |
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Repizzle.
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