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Old 01-21-2005, 10:55 PM  
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OK, why would straight people do it in da butt?
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot?

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know....
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:52 PM   #106
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But my gut reaction is that if my girl, my little princess, told me that she had a keen hankerin' for the anal romance, ole dad would probably fall down and repeatedly bash his head into the floor til his brainpan cracks...
There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
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Old 01-22-2005, 01:54 PM   #107
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There is an upside to that though...

Despite my horrid grades in biology, unless I missed something, they can't grow no babies there...
I think FC was not referring to the act itself, only the thought of his daughter talking about it with him.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:00 PM   #108
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Haha, your daughters take it in the ass.

that made me laugh hard... sorry Roscoe, butt I had to rep him.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:04 PM   #109
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You don't understand why someone would wanna get fucked in the ass, but you're able to spot "the type"?
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:09 PM   #110
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It's only gay if the person you're fucking in the ass is a dude.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:09 PM   #111
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WTF? No, I perform sex acts because they're unpleasant.
Like I said before. It is obvious people do it to piss off the "religious right."
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You want the reason, that I have found that most women will take it up the ass...

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alcohol.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:14 PM   #113
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Nothing feels quite as good as a tongue in the asshole.

If we ever meet at a function, I'm going to make sure that you mark your beer glass.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:15 PM   #114
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:16 PM   #115
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It's only gay if the person you're fucking in the ass is a dude.
Just like it's only gay if the person you're kissing is a dude.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:24 PM   #116
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Yeah. I hope I'm never invovled in a conversation that includes the sentence, "Dad, I take it in the ass."
I might not be able to make it down to Rolla...
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:29 PM   #117
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No. My name ain't Snowball.
Snowballing is something different altogether.

And, push come to shove, I think I'd rather rim the poopshot.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:36 PM   #118
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Technically, yes.

With snowballing, it's intentional. As far as what he described, I'm just assuming that not all of it went down.

The end result is the same either way.
My apologies, I conflated your "maybe you should take it up the butt" post, and your "my name's not snowball" response.
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Old 01-22-2005, 03:41 PM   #119
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Hm... maybe you're the one who should be taking it up the butt in the bedroom, not her.
LOL... I laughed so hard at this... I hope you read the next post, I was being sarcastic when I posted it... it was 2:30 am...
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