" I prefer the bear "

[TLO]

I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com

Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online?

[ThrobProng]

I prefer a rabid wolverine on PCP over a broad that answers "I prefer the bear".

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

okay guys. Two female lions vs a polar bear. Neutral ground, 50 yard line at Arrowhead, who wins? The polar bear is defending her young.

I’d bet on the polar bear.

Lions kill with suffocating bites to the throat, which take forever to bring down larger prey. One swipe from the bear’s paw/claws is going to put either lioness out of commission, then it’s basically 1v1 and I’d bet on a Grizzly or polar bear in a 1v with any land predator on the planet.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

I prefer a rabid wolverine on PCP over a broad that answers "I prefer the bear".

You don't have anything to worry about.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

I’d bet on the polar bear.

Lions kill with suffocating bites to the throat, which take forever to bring down larger prey. One swipe from the bear’s paw/claws is going to put either lioness out of commission, then it’s basically 1v1 and I’d bet on a Grizzly or polar bear in a 1v with any land predator on the planet.

Can't touch their 40.

[Rain Man]

You people picking the polar bearess over two lionesses should give me odds. I'll take that bet, and the next time we see a youtube nature video showing a fight between them, we'll settle up.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You don't have anything to worry about.

Nope, because I would never settle for a feminist, and I do mean "settle".

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Nope, because I would never settle for a feminist, and I do mean "settle".

No, it's because not even a female bear would touch you.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by Katipan

No, it's because not even a female bear would touch you.

Give it a rest, stretchmarks. You're not the catch you think you are.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Give it a rest, stretchmarks. You're not the catch you think you are.

I am.
And you are exactly what we think you are.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I am.
And you are exactly what we think you are.

Who's "we"? You and your pock-marked ass? Lol

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Who's "we"? You and your pock-marked ass? Lol

How many ratchet straps do you own?

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

Who's "we"? You and your pock-marked ass? Lol

Every woman. If you were creative or smart you could get away with being wet.

You aren't. You can't.

[ThrobProng]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Every woman. If you were creative or smart you could get away with being wet.

You aren't. You can't.

^ Inflated sense of self-worth, has "live, laugh, love" decal on living room wall.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by ThrobProng

^ Inflated sense of self-worth, has "live, laugh, love" decal on living room wall.

Every comment is another cliche that demonstrates how much you know. More importantly to this conversation, how little you know about women.

Keep it that way.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You people picking the polar bearess over two lionesses should give me odds. I'll take that bet, and the next time we see a youtube nature video showing a fight between them, we'll settle up.

If it makes you feel any better, big cats are elite and they occupy three spots out of my top 5 most lethal land predators in a 1v1 death fight.

1. Polar bear
2. Grizzly/brown bear
3. Lion
4. Tiger
5. Jaguar