Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 79

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**penguinz** · 06-25-2008, 12:11 PM

She looks pretty average to me.

Pitt Gorilla · 06-25-2008, 12:11 PM

Honestly, the guy makes a great point. Those girls would not normally be anywhere near that guy (even though they aren't that impressive). Perhaps it really is his ownership of a bike that brings them near; it certainly doesn't appear to be the guy.

**Donger** · 06-25-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.

Sure, I have. Although not one with hair like that. Why does it turn a different color at the ends?

**Bowser** · 06-25-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.

You can't be serious. Your begging for acceptance is almost embarassing.

**penguinz** · 06-25-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla

Honestly, the guy makes a great point. Those girls would not normally be anywhere near that guy (even though they aren't that impressive). Perhaps it really is his ownership of a bike that brings them near; it certainly doesn't appear to be the guy.

You have a point there.

Midnight_Vulture · 06-25-2008, 12:12 PM

Wow not a surprise the old guys are hating once again.

Sorry you guys have to live the boring suburbian life but thats not my fault.

Here is the chick I hit it up with this past weekend and will be hanging out with her again this coming weekend.
Read it and weep.

seclark · 06-25-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I see the old men are hating again.
Like any of you have had a girl this hot. This was my last weekend chick. Got her digits and everything and we are going out again this weekend.

Must suck to be married and living the suburbian life. How boring.

looks like you need to pick the bugs out of your teeth.
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ChieflySpeaking · 06-25-2008, 12:13 PM

Is that you and your gf's or two Vegas strippers and a shirtless twink?

**Donger** · 06-25-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

You can't be serious. Your begging for acceptance is almost embarassing.

It seems clear that he needs props. There's nothing wrong with that, but I must admit that repeatedly admitting it is... somewhat bizarre.

Pitt Gorilla · 06-25-2008, 12:13 PM

Mods: Shouldn't this be moved to the "Epic Fail" thread?

Midnight_Vulture · 06-25-2008, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by penguinz

She looks pretty average to me.

Please post a pic of your wife or gf I would love to see how they compare. I have seen some pics of your guys women and I gotta say...CATTLE CALL!!!

**Donger** · 06-25-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

Wow not a surprise the old guys are hating once again.

Sorry you guys have to live the boring suburbian life but thats not my fault.

Here is the chick I hit it up with this past weekend and will be hanging out with her again this coming weekend.
Read it and weep.

Oh no. He's stuttering.

StcChief · 06-25-2008, 12:14 PM

how was the last hot bike dude they were nailing? remember your not the first or last thru that door....the cherry's gone, but the old box remains

enjoy until splat day, and she will move on.

whatsmynameagain · 06-25-2008, 12:15 PM

jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets!

**Bowser** · 06-25-2008, 12:15 PM

And in the other thread, I don't think you were catching hell about your ability to pull ass, but your decision to put yourself and others at risk unnecesarily and then laugh it off. I'm sure you're an alright dude, and would have a beer with you at a tailgate, but you need to stop trying to justify yourself with these pics of "hot chicks". You're doing more harm than good.

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Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $1510194	Honestly, the guy makes a great point. Those girls would not normally be anywhere near that guy (even though they aren't that impressive). Perhaps it really is his ownership of a bike that brings them near; it certainly doesn't appear to be the guy. __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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Midnight_Vulture Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Wow not a surprise the old guys are hating once again. Sorry you guys have to live the boring suburbian life but thats not my fault. Here is the chick I hit it up with this past weekend and will be hanging out with her again this coming weekend. Read it and weep.
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Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $1510194	Mods: Shouldn't this be moved to the "Epic Fail" thread? __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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StcChief Playing for #1 Draft Pick Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Just West of Lambs land Casino cash: $10004900	how was the last hot bike dude they were nailing? remember your not the first or last thru that door....the cherry's gone, but the old box remains enjoy until splat day, and she will move on. __________________ sig test for this screwy schema
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whatsmynameagain Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Monstropolis Casino cash: $10004900	jealousy strikes again. why hate on me? because im living the dream and your living the shit life with a **** wife and shithead kids? your wife would rather her hole dry out than let you in it. there are threads on this board that prove ALL of the above you nasal nuggets!
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06-25-2008, 12:15 PM	#1185
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $1721616	And in the other thread, I don't think you were catching hell about your ability to pull ass, but your decision to put yourself and others at risk unnecesarily and then laugh it off. I'm sure you're an alright dude, and would have a beer with you at a tailgate, but you need to stop trying to justify yourself with these pics of "hot chicks". You're doing more harm than good.
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