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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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The Maintenance Guy
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Burt. Burt was a great guy who...ummmm....errrrr....ummm....had a bunch of really big watches....? |
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05-03-2021, 07:35 AM | #1068 |
You think you can get by this?
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Why does you turning 40 somehow make me feel older? I'm not as much older than you as I thought I was. Still, with you always being referred to as the baby of the bunch, I guess I just always thought of you as being much younger (have I made you feel old yet?).
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05-03-2021, 08:32 AM | #1069 | |
Draconian Warlord
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05-03-2021, 08:48 AM | #1070 |
In Search of a Life
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Really? You are the antithesis of Patty...
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05-03-2021, 08:56 AM | #1071 |
Veteran
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All very well done. RIP Patteau.
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05-03-2021, 09:05 AM | #1072 |
Live free or die hard
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All while screaming how morally and mentally superior it is.
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05-03-2021, 09:42 AM | #1073 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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Rainman is on his deathbed? Not another one.
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05-03-2021, 10:11 AM | #1074 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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You're still a young man. I was just getting started raising my Family when I started posting on the Star Board. Now, I'm probably 2-3 years away from retiring. Crazy shit, but I've enjoyed my time here on CP. It feels like home....a home for dysfunctional people, but home nonetheless
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05-03-2021, 10:14 AM | #1075 |
11-5, baby
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05-03-2021, 11:03 AM | #1076 |
**** the Raiders
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I refuse to feel old. Mom once referred to me as her Peter Pan… seems appropriate.
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**** the Raiders
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And we are definitely one dysfunctional family here. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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05-03-2021, 11:12 AM | #1078 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Wish we coulda known so we coulda given him a proper goodbye. Instead we razzed him like any other D.C schlub.
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05-03-2021, 11:54 AM | #1079 |
The Maintenance Guy
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The Maintenance Guy
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