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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


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Old 09-12-2018, 10:08 AM   #1051
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Even if he threw from the middle of the field to the sideline (he didn't), it would only be 45 yards with the angle. This was more like 39-41 yards. Very nice throw but not 50 yards in the air
Yup.

Now that incomplete pass to Thomas that was broken up... that was about 55 yards on the run.

Woulda been the highlight of the game if not for a fantastic defensive play.
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Old 09-12-2018, 10:17 AM   #1052
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Yup.

Now that incomplete pass to Thomas that was broken up... that was about 55 yards on the run.

Woulda been the highlight of the game if not for a fantastic defensive play.
Hopefully we get a couple of 'em on Sunday.

I don't think Pitt has the secondary to run with our boys. And there's no James Harrison to push Fisher's shit in.
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Old 09-12-2018, 10:56 AM   #1053
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:02 AM   #1054
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Hopefully we get a couple of 'em on Sunday.

I don't think Pitt has the secondary to run with our boys. And there's no James Harrison to push Fisher's shit in.
If they let our skill guys run through their defense the way they have the past 3 times we've played, KC will roll them.

Alex was totally snakebitten against the Steelers. He couldn't keep his eyes up, and didn't trust his arm or team-mates to make plays. He outright played afraid. Afraid of the pass rush. Afraid of turning the ball over. Afraid of quarterbacking against the Steelers.

That said the last time KC played the steelers following an embarrassing turnover fueled loss (tying Cleveland is a loss in my book. No less embarrassing. ) they took our weak D to task and blew us the **** out.
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:07 AM   #1055
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If they let our skill guys run through their defense the way they have the past 3 times we've played, KC will roll them.

Alex was totally snakebitten against the Steelers. He couldn't keep his eyes up, and didn't trust his arm or team-mates to make plays. He outright played afraid. Afraid of the pass rush. Afraid of turning the ball over. Afraid of quarterbacking against the Steelers.

That said the last time KC played the steelers following an embarrassing turnover fueled loss (tying Cleveland is a loss in my book. No less embarrassing. ) they took our weak D to task and blew us the **** out.
Yep.

I was actually hoping they'd win that Cleveland game because I remember what happened last time they made a national laughing stock of themselves. Wasn't it Philly just rolling their asses in primetime?

Then I think they put up 40 on us in the first half. It was an absolute mauling.

For all the talk about Big Ben being erratic - it's only partially true. He's not really that erratic - you know what he's going to do at this point. He's going to suck copious amounts of shit on the road and fling piss rockets around like he's 27 again at home.

There's just no way I can convince myself to pick the Chiefs for this one.
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:44 AM   #1056
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:52 AM   #1057
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Mahomes constantly ignores the check down...Love it!
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Old 09-12-2018, 11:54 AM   #1058
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Mahomes constantly ignores the check down...Love it!
Sometimes the check down is the smart play. It just shouldn't be your first read.
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Old 09-12-2018, 12:14 PM   #1059
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Old 09-12-2018, 01:12 PM   #1060
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Old 09-12-2018, 01:14 PM   #1061
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Old 09-12-2018, 03:55 PM   #1063
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He'd seen that guy coming long before the gif starts, then adjusted his platform to absorb the blow and complete the pass... just as he did several other times last week

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Old 09-12-2018, 06:57 PM   #1065
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I love how the camera man doesnt even move the camera until the pass was almost to Tyreek because it's such a damn missile lol

Are there stats for fastest velo on passes like there are for the players speed? If not we need it.
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