I've Caught the Cancer [RIP]

[HayWire]

Obituary:
https://www.fohnfuneralhome.com/obit...ichael-brattin

In Loving Memory
Michael B
(name removed just to keep this thread from being the first result when someone Googles his name, but you can find it at the link)
July 6, 1976 - August 2, 2024

Michael B, age 48, of Mt. Vernon, Missouri passed away peacefully on August 2, 2024, at his home.

He was born July 6, 1976, in Cassville, Missouri the son of David and Doris (Sanders) Conner. On October 20, 2007, Michael married the love of his life, Emme Robertson in Carthage, Missouri. Their union was blessed with love, laughter, and the joy of raising a family together. Michael is survived by his father, David Conner; devoted wife, Emme Brattin; three sons, Dalton Brattin and his wife Shanya of Monett, Missouri, Chad Brattin of Exeter, Missouri and Brett Brattin of Mt. Vernon, Missouri; one daughter, Jayda Brattin and her fiancé Tyler Yeargain of Exeter, Missouri; one brother, Eric Brattin and his wife Donna of Davenport, Florida; one sister, Tobie Jones and her husband Brandon of Buena Vista, Colorado; six grandchildren; two grand dogs and two grand cats.

Preceding him in death were his mother, Doris (Sanders) Conner and grandparents, James and Bonnie Sanders.

Michael graduated in 1994 from Purdy High School in Purdy, Missouri, his pursuit of knowledge led him to Crowder College in Neosho, Missouri, where he earned his associate's degree in accounting. He worked as an accountant for Damar Worldwide in Aurora, Missouri.

Michael attended the Covenant Baptist Church in Mt. Vernon. Outside of work and church, he was an avid fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, reveling in the excitement of football season each year. His love for the game was just one of the many passions that he shared with his family and friends. Michael also enjoyed being outside, whether it was tending to his yard, enjoying a family barbeque, playing friendly games of pig basketball and golf, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the beauty of nature.

Services will be held at 2:00 P.M. Tuesday, August 6, 2024, at Fohn Funeral Home in Cassville, Missouri. Pastor Rick Cooper will be conducting the services. Burial will be at Maplewood Cemetery in Exeter, Missouri.

The family will receive friends from 5:00 until 6:00 P.M., Monday, August 5, 2024, at Fohn Funeral Home in Cassville.

Contributions may be made to Three Rivers Hospice in memory of Michael.

FOHN FUNERAL HOME
Cassville, Missouri
417-847-2141

5/25/23 Update:

Spoiler!

Originally Posted by HayWire

Thank you all. Been a wild week


The doc said to start getting ready. Called on the family in for good bye...you guys are part of my family.

The doctors are guessing a couple of weeks left

Original Post:

Spoiler!

Been having health issues for a while now.

Just got the news yesterday from my last test.

I officially got ****ing cancer in my gut.



Edit:
Sorry all,

Had a couple of days that weren't the best.

It was a swift reminder that I still have things to take care of.

My wife still needs to learn passwords, bills, etc. That got me thinking about what my "footprint" will look like when I'm gone.

I'm actually an intensely private person and I thought I've shared a tad much on here. At the same time I've got to talk to a lot of great people here and it does lift my spirits some when I see the positive posts from everyone.

Got rid of most of the pics etc.....the more I thought about it the more I felt selfish. CP has been my go to for 10+ years now and it didn't feel right to throw the C word out there and then just ignore it like it didn't happen.

Thanks,
HayWire

[BlackHelicopters]

More Prayers to you and your Family, Mr. HayWire.

[HayWire]

Damn it. Not being able to piss is my new thing. My nurse left a catheter for me.

I loved her instructions....lube her up and cram it in there about 8 inches. Grunt a couple of times to get it all out and then go another inch.

Im starting to wonder if shes just a perv....pill up my ass and a tube in my weiner.

Great times around the HayWire household

[HayWire]

And them assholes said id be dead by now....and they wonder why im having trust issues.

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by HayWire

And them assholes said id be dead by now....and they wonder why im having trust issues.

You're cracking me up, bud. You doing okay otherwise?

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by Megatron96

You're cracking me up, bud. You doing okay otherwise?

for the most part yes. Kinda"new normal" type of good. im trying to be more active but the smallest thing gets me down a day or 2.

There is only so much "resting" i can do before i start going crazy but....if i venture iff somewhere im to ****ing tired by the time i get there. took the Mrs. on a romantic get away and I was back in our room asleep by 7

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by HayWire

for the most part yes. Kinda"new normal" type of good. im trying to be more active but the smallest thing gets me down a day or 2.

There is only so much "resting" i can do before i start going crazy but....if i venture iff somewhere im to ****ing tired by the time i get there. took the Mrs. on a romantic get away and I was back in our room asleep by 7

Enjoy it, man. You got to spend some quality time with the wife. That's awesome. That's what life is for and you're living it.

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by listopencil

Enjoy it, man. You got to spend some quality time with the wife. That's awesome. That's what life is for and you're living it.

I'm definitely enjoying it. One great thing that happened is she took a job working from home so I get to see here all the time now.

[Rasputin]

Originally Posted by HayWire

I'm definitely enjoying it. One great thing that happened is she took a job working from home so I get to see here all the time now.

That's awesome

[HayWire]

Just in case.anyone cares I've hit a rough patch and started to decline again im sleeping about 20 hours a day now.

Been feeling even worse than usual. Hopefully it will pass but my nurses aren't to optimistic. Going to 3 visits a week now.

****in bullshit

[Jewish Rabbi]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Just in case.anyone cares I've hit a rough patch and started to decline again im sleeping about 20 hours a day now.

Been feeling even worse than usual. Hopefully it will pass but my nurses aren't to optimistic. Going to 3 visits a week now.

****in bullshit

Hang in there my dude. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day and spends another hour licking vagina. Maybe ask your wife if that's acceptable?

[HayWire]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Hang in there my dude. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day and spends another hour licking vagina. Maybe ask your wife if that's acceptable?

there is a neighborhood dog that runs around ****ing every bitch he comes across...maybe I should ask about that too

[tyecopeland]

Originally Posted by HayWire

there is a neighborhood dog that runs around ****ing every bitch he comes across...maybe I should ask about that too

Surely there's more than 4 hours worth of bitches hanging around your neighborhood. So how would you keep up with the demand?

[threebag]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Just in case.anyone cares I've hit a rough patch and started to decline again im sleeping about 20 hours a day now.

Been feeling even worse than usual. Hopefully it will pass but my nurses aren't to optimistic. Going to 3 visits a week now.

****in bullshit

Praying

[ChiefsFan63]

Originally Posted by HayWire

Just in case.anyone cares I've hit a rough patch and started to decline again im sleeping about 20 hours a day now.

Been feeling even worse than usual. Hopefully it will pass but my nurses aren't to optimistic. Going to 3 visits a week now.

****in bullshit

Stay strong brother. You have Chiefs games to attend. Keeping you in my prayers.

[IA_Chiefs_fan]

Thinking of you buddy