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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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05-01-2021, 11:35 AM | #1051 |
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It is strange to feel so emotional about someone I had never met. I am very sad hearing this news; he was a great guy and one of the first posters to make me laugh and welcome me here. After you spend so many years interacting with someone it really feels like a friend is lost. RIP my friend.
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05-01-2021, 12:14 PM | #1052 |
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RIP old friend. Grab a seat next to Lamar, Marty, and Derrick and enjoy a decade plus of Superbowl caliber Chiefs.
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05-01-2021, 12:46 PM | #1053 |
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I am so very saddened to read this. For a change, I am at a loss for words.
In my 20's I wrote and delivered my grand mothers eulogy. In my 40's, did the same for my Mother. I was heavily praised for both. Then one day, I realized that whoever did my eulogy couldn't do it better than me, so I wrote mine. Eulogies are tricky...it is your only chance to write something about someone and truly capture a bit of their essence. For me, as well as all those here that didn't get one, I may just post mine here... Wadda ya think? |
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05-01-2021, 01:09 PM | #1054 |
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Really hate to hear this. RIP, Patteeu.
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05-01-2021, 01:15 PM | #1055 |
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Don’t know him, but it takes some balls to go out like this.
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05-01-2021, 04:38 PM | #1058 |
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Jesus, he knew he was going and just bitch slapped the world.
I hope he was satisfied with how he left. PEACE |
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But he was one of my all time favorite posters, and not just because we shared some political views. He really was a thoughtful and witty poster who never stooped to the level that I and so many others do. I will miss him a lot. To me, it’s like a little piece of Chiefsplanet died.
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I wish I could have told Pat goodbye for real and not with this stupid account. It seems fake and empty this way. Can't take it back now either. |
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05-01-2021, 09:16 PM | #1063 |
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RIP. Glad you got to see the Chiefs win another Superbowl.
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05-01-2021, 11:08 PM | #1064 |
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Rest in peace Patteau...
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I just connected the dots of this thread and the RIP one. Gut-wrenching.
We say and hear it a lot, life is short, treat each day like your last, etc. Here’s to hoping we all do more than just say it, and actually carry out our days in that manner. Set the grudges aside, it’s probably not that serious. Invest your time where it matters, in those you love. You may not get another chance to take that initiative with them. RIP Patteeu. |
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