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Old 01-15-2013, 05:13 PM  
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Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

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Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

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Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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Old 05-25-2023, 02:48 PM   #1036
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If I had a roommate that looked like that, I would think that the probability of him stabbing me in the neck one day was rather high. The cat costume might surprise me though.
I bet the victim tried to rub his belly for one second too long.
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Old 05-25-2023, 04:57 PM   #1037
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Old 07-18-2023, 05:09 PM   #1039
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Fuzzy lionhead rabbits take over a Florida suburb.

If snakes and pythons were not enough, people in Florida now have to deal with another variant of invasive species: the lionhead rabbits. Fortunately, these ones are not as dangerous – but they are destructive enough that residents are trying to find a way to relocate them.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...m/70420022007/
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Fuzzy lionhead rabbits take over a Florida suburb.

If snakes and pythons were not enough, people in Florida now have to deal with another variant of invasive species: the lionhead rabbits. Fortunately, these ones are not as dangerous – but they are destructive enough that residents are trying to find a way to relocate them.


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...m/70420022007/
Sounds easy enough. Just bring in a couple of those huge pythons.
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When you have low class white trash owning all kinds of exotic animals and then releasing them or having them escape, this is what happens.

Florida has some of the most lax regulations for owning exotic animals.
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Is that guy 12 years old or 35?
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It's been a rough year for "Rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine"... curb stomped at an LA Fitness bathroom and now this arrest.

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PALM BEACH COUNTY, Fla. – Rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine, whose real name is Daniel Hernandez, was arrested by the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office Wednesday night.

Jail records show Hernandez, 27, was booked just after 9 p.m. on a charge of failure to appear.

He was released from jail early Thursday morning on a $2,000 bond.

Local 10 News obtained a copy of a traffic citation that was issued to Hernandez on June 11 after he was pulled over for allegedly driving 136 mph in a Lamborghini on Florida’s Turnpike.

A Florida Highway Patrol trooper pulled him over in the northbound lanes at mile marker 86.

According to the document, the trooper also cited him for not having proof of insurance and operating an unregistered vehicle.

Hernandez was required to appear in court due to the excessive speed citation, however he allegedly failed to attend his arraignment, leading a judge to issue an arrest warrant.

Hernandez’s arrest comes months after he was beaten by three men at an LA Fitness in Lake Worth.

Cellphone video from the March 21 incident captured the beating inside the men’s locker room.

The rapper was taken to a hospital by ambulance after the beating and reportedly suffered gashes and swelling, along with injuries to his jaw, ribs and back.

Three men were arrested in connection with the attack.
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