Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson in his prime?
Bruce Lee 265 62.50%
Mike Tyson 159 37.50%
Voters: 424. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-17-2012, 04:37 PM  
rico rico is offline
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
 
rico's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
Casino cash: $3394809
Who Would Win in a Fight Between Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson?

Alright Planeteers, I've been arguing on message boards with people about this off and on for a couple years now and I want to get CP's input on it. The question is this: Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson in his prime? Let's hear it!
Posts: 13,270
rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.rico is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 02:21 PM   #1036
Chiefs Party Chiefs Party is offline
Starter
 
Chiefs Party's Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2020
Location: Tampa Area
Casino cash: $10000400
Quote:
Originally Posted by rabblerouser View Post
Bruce Lee would literally break Tyson's legs. Tyson would never touch Lee.
Everything I've heard about Bruce Lee getting in real fights has been mostly anecdotal with not a whole lot of proof. The people he fought don't really seem to be top tiered, known fighters either.

Tyson has quite a bit of footage of him completely wrecking some of the best fighters on the planet.

Leaving out age, I think a 20 yr old Tyson would knock out Lee pretty fast.

A lot of stuff has to go right to break someone's leg. Not saying it isn't possible but 9 times out of 10 Tyson would probably counter the leg break and eat a piece of Lee's face before knocking him out.
Posts: 56
Chiefs Party is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Chiefs Party is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Chiefs Party is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Chiefs Party is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Chiefs Party is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Chiefs Party is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 03:17 PM   #1037
D.A.P. D.A.P. is offline
Starter
 
D.A.P.'s Avatar
 

Join Date: May 2020
Casino cash: $9090400
Liam Neeson
Posts: 473
D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.D.A.P. would the whole thing.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 03:31 PM   #1038
DJ's left nut DJ's left nut is offline
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
 
DJ's left nut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $949099
140 lb man punches someone 6-8 through the air.

Meanwhile:

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus View Post
Mike Tyson throws what may have been the most devastating punch of all time right there and the dude's head snaps back and he falls straight down. I'm serious - can there actually be a more brutal shot than that. Gets his legs under it, drives himself up, good hip rotation - that my friends, is a perfect example of the kinetic chain in action. Every muscle Tyson has, from his calves through his back and finally his arms, unloaded into that punch. And he hit the dude on the ****ing button. And Tyson's punching power is unmatched in modern times. It was a perfect shot. The guy didn't go airborne like a video game.

I'm sure that whole "Force = mass times acceleration" thing just goes out the window when it's martial arts involved.

Nothing these people say about Lee can be trusted. Not one single word of it. Nobody who thinks a dude who weighs as much as a high school sophomore actually knocked a grown ass man through the air can be taken at face value.

Never happened. It is literally impossible if physics exist around Bruce Lee.
__________________
"If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..."

"When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
Posts: 63,643
DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.
Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 03:33 PM   #1039
MatriculatingHank MatriculatingHank is offline
Veteran
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $384858
Simple. Mike Tyson, if the fight was in a phone booth.
Posts: 1,222
MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.MatriculatingHank Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 03:37 PM   #1040
DTHOF DTHOF is offline
Starter
 
DTHOF's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Melbourne FL
Casino cash: $4030477
Tyson was a street fighter before he was a boxer he is probably pretty nasty in a street no holds bared fight. Bruce lee is too small by comparison. If MT was a fat ass then maybe but he is big and quick.
Posts: 527
DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.DTHOF has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 03:51 PM   #1041
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is offline
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $1410194
I like Lee, but it's Tyson in a laugher.
__________________

Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach

Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
Posts: 46,947
Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 04:08 PM   #1042
redfan redfan is offline
Gargling the sweet EZ nectar
 
redfan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: In the pipe, 5X5
Casino cash: $-88148
Quote:
Originally Posted by staylor26 View Post
Holy shit those poll results
I know, the accuracy is incredible.
__________________
KC CHIEFS SB IV LIV LVII LVIII CHAMPIONS
"65 Toss Power Trap!"
"Triple Gun Trey Right 3 Jet Chip Wasp Y Funnel"
"Orange You, Duo Left 30 XL 35 Y Corn Dog"
"Trips Right Bunch F Shuttle, Tom&Jerry Right Yellow. Orange, Let's GO!!"
Posts: 8,114
redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.redfan is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 04:20 PM   #1043
DJ's left nut DJ's left nut is offline
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
 
DJ's left nut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $949099
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla View Post
I like Lee, but it's Tyson in a laugher.


No replacement for displacement.

I ain't a movie, lads. This idea that Mike Tyson, who had some of the fastest feet in the game, is just gonna stand there and let Bruce Lee run around the side of him (when again, Tyson was a fast ****ing dude) and kick him in the knee is hilarious. Or that 140 lbs of Lee is going to just shatter Tyson's leg, as though that sort of thing happens all the time in MMA. As though breaking someone's leg isn't really ****ing hard. And Tyson, who was plucked from those very "no rules" streetfights that you say he can't handle himself in precisely because he was mauling dudes, absolutely knows how to roll in a no holds barred street fight.

Oh yeah, that's right, Bruce Lee has super hollywood mysticism skills that allow him to defy the laws of physics in such a way that basic formulas regarding force and it's distribution simply do not matter to him. No unreliable narrator problems here when we're basing our perception on a dude who's legend is built on feats that are literally physically impossible.

Tyson in his prime was hilariously fast. It was his speed that got him noticed when D'Amato started training him up. He wasn't just some big drooling idiot who wouldn't be able to see Bruce Lee's hands. And Mike Tyson spent his the entirety of his formative years actually fighting people. Nobody wants to talk about the best quote of Tyson's career for some reason "everyone has a plan until they get hit..." Tyson gets a shot - who cares? He's taken hundreds of shots over his life and yes, many if not most of them hit with much more force than Lee because again, physics friggen matter when we're talking about force. Mass matters and Lee has none. Meanwhile Lee HASN'T taken hits like the stuff Tyson was doling out because he wasn't an actual fighter. He just didn't do it. He was an exceptionally skilled showman but that doens't mean dick in an actual fight, especially when blows are landed and raw ass animal instinct will take over.
__________________
"If there's a god, he's laughing at us.....and our football team..."

"When you look at something through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
Posts: 63,643
DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.
Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 04:37 PM   #1044
Kman34 Kman34 is offline
My Mamma Says
 
Kman34's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
Casino cash: $-118214
VARSITY
Mike in his prime would kill him once he caught him.. Fighting for real and fighting in the movies are two different things..
__________________
SFC... Stay ****ing Calm..
Posts: 14,522
Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 04:49 PM   #1045
Pasta Little Brioni Pasta Little Brioni is offline
Consuming CP souls
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
Casino cash: $1928880
what a ****ing abomination of a poll result. Pathetic
__________________
****Official TFWdemB Trivia Commisioner****
Posts: 72,034
Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pasta Little Brioni is obviously part of the inner Circle.
Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 05:27 PM   #1046
Sorry Sorry is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Dec 2018
Casino cash: $10000400
Wait.. grown men think Bruce lee could beat Mike Tyson? lmfao. Bareknuckle fight and all?
Posts: 1,605
Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Sorry < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 05:42 PM   #1047
Halfcan Halfcan is offline
In Search of a Life
 
Halfcan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $7327995
Bruce Lee keeps getting weaker, shorter and thinner every time this thread is bumped.

Now he is 5 foot, 120 pounds and made of glass.
Posts: 43,200
Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 06:03 PM   #1048
Halfcan Halfcan is offline
In Search of a Life
 
Halfcan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $7327995
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut View Post
140 lb man punches someone 6-8 through the air.

Meanwhile:



Mike Tyson throws what may have been the most devastating punch of all time right there and the dude's head snaps back and he falls straight down. I'm serious - can there actually be a more brutal shot than that. Gets his legs under it, drives himself up, good hip rotation - that my friends, is a perfect example of the kinetic chain in action. Every muscle Tyson has, from his calves through his back and finally his arms, unloaded into that punch. And he hit the dude on the ****ing button. And Tyson's punching power is unmatched in modern times. It was a perfect shot. The guy didn't go airborne like a video game.

I'm sure that whole "Force = mass times acceleration" thing just goes out the window when it's martial arts involved.

Nothing these people say about Lee can be trusted. Not one single word of it. Nobody who thinks a dude who weighs as much as a high school sophomore actually knocked a grown ass man through the air can be taken at face value.

Never happened. It is literally impossible if physics exist around Bruce Lee.
One inch punch- by Lee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCfWlYLKJLQ

Here is the physics behind the punch according to this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMMS0Yx0Sa0
Posts: 43,200
Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 06:07 PM   #1049
candyman candyman is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Dec 2012
Casino cash: $10004950
Bruce Lee beating Tyson is almost as funny as Ronda Rousey beating Mayweather. Neither would have a snowball's chance in hell.
Posts: 729
candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.candyman must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
    Reply With Quote
Old 06-10-2020, 06:50 PM   #1050
Halfcan Halfcan is offline
In Search of a Life
 
Halfcan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Casino cash: $7327995
This is the fight that the myth of Mike Tyson died. Remember when a 42-1 journeyman easily avoiding Tyson's punches while giving him a pounding? Maybe Don King should have paid Buster to take a dive?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi9Ufhe0Uf0
Posts: 43,200
Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.Halfcan is obviously part of the inner Circle.
    Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:57 AM.


This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.