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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***
AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


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Old 09-11-2018, 09:13 PM   #1036
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Oh it sucks for him, but he never had an NFL arm. The Bills are the idiots for not signing Teddy and giving him a shot instead of AJ McCarron.
The Bills are idiots for passing on Mahomes to let him sit behind Tyrod in 2017. Instead they trade up in 2018 for a much worse version of Mahomes in Josh Allen and then trade Tyrod away, which means Allen will be thrown to the wolves this season.
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:45 PM   #1037
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The Bills are idiots for passing on Mahomes to let him sit behind Tyrod in 2017. Instead they trade up in 2018 for a much worse version of Mahomes in Josh Allen and then trade Tyrod away, which means Allen will be thrown to the wolves this season.
Unless he sits behind and is shown the ropes by Peterman all season!!!!
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:50 PM   #1038
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Stepping right into the rusher's lane to make a throw. BALLS OF ****ING TEXAS STEEL.
In the office on Monday
I whisper my greetings.
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In several meetings.

Mahomes played so well
I just want to gloat.
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To soothe my poor throat.

My coworkers ask,
"Hey, why the voice lossage?"
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When Pat hit The Sausage."
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:53 PM   #1039
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In the office on Monday
I whisper my greetings.
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In several meetings.

Mahomes played so well
I just want to gloat.
Instead, I drink tea
To soothe my poor throat.

My coworkers ask,
"Hey, why the voice lossage?"
"I screamed for too long
When Pat hit The Sausage."
Nice rhymage for sausage.
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:56 PM   #1040
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Brad Childress is still with the team? I thought he retired but then went to Chicago or something
Pretty sure he isn't in the NFL. I saw him listed as a HC for a team in that new startup league about 3 months ago.

Every HC they had were actually notable names, which has me interested in watching it.

I know Mike Martz is coaching SD's team.
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Old 09-11-2018, 10:03 PM   #1041
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My favorite Mahomes trait in these gifs are his pocket presence. After watching Alex flail and bail, it’s refreshing to see Mahomes stand tall and sling it
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Old 09-11-2018, 10:05 PM   #1042
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Pretty sure he isn't in the NFL. I saw him listed as a HC for a team in that new startup league about 3 months ago.

Every HC they had were actually notable names, which has me interested in watching it.

I know Mike Martz is coaching SD's team.
Yep Childress was with the bears for a month after retiring from the chiefs, then he went to the other league as a hc
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Throwing from the 7 and catching at the 46 is not close to 50 yards but it's still nice. But it's 31 yards.
You are not accounting for the angle of the throw.
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"Hey, why the voice lossage?"
"I screamed for too long
When Pat hit The Sausage."
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Old 09-12-2018, 12:29 AM   #1046
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The Bills are idiots for passing on Mahomes to let him sit behind Tyrod in 2017. Instead they trade up in 2018 for a much worse version of Mahomes in Josh Allen and then trade Tyrod away, which means Allen will be thrown to the wolves this season.
There’s a grocery list of why they’re idiots. They are as bad as the Browns when it comes to passing on QBs
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Old 09-12-2018, 09:33 AM   #1047
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Alex throws that to Sherman. Patrick never even looked at him
To be fair, they practiced that play 5 times this week with the intention to throwing to Sherman.
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You are not accounting for the angle of the throw.
Even if he threw from the middle of the field to the sideline (he didn't), it would only be 45 yards with the angle. This was more like 39-41 yards. Very nice throw but not 50 yards in the air
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