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Everybody Lies.
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: 22 Acacia Avenue
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Hugo. I rarely wear it anymore and when I do it's just a tiny mist. I don't like smelling like a French whore.
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#92 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
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#93 |
5 o’clock free crack giveaway
Join Date: Sep 2007
Casino cash: $-1557631
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The sense of smell is very underrated.
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#94 |
Now it's Willie Time!
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Beating hippies
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I recommend Fresh Balls. Seriously. It's legit and it is great.
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Supporter
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Peoples Republic of CoMo
Casino cash: $-2152748
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Aqua by Carolina Herrera. Hard to find and a bit pricey but women love it.
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#96 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
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Oddly I was thinking about this yesterday - only in a different light.
I remember as a child going to Blue Ridge to the Jones Store and going upstairs to the LeTigre section (only to be trolled by mom when she actually purchased 'Knights of the Round Table' ), but yeah there was a scent to that department though, very unique. |
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Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
Casino cash: $-439559
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90's rule lol
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#98 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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"This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!" |
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#100 |
Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Need you some Spanish Fly....
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#101 |
5 o’clock free crack giveaway
Join Date: Sep 2007
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#102 |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
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#103 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-952442
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Dolce Gabbana light blue
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#104 |
Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
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If you're wearing cologne to attract the ladies, just rub these all over yourself before you go out.
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
Casino cash: $9998560
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Lone Wolf's suggestion works better though. |
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