Getting old sucks

[penguinz]

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Frazod

Looking for the glasses that I'm actually wearing is another good one. "Have you seen my [raises hand to face] - uh, never mind."

Admittedly, even in my younger days I was a bit flighty, so I didn't exactly start this downhill slide from a position of strength.

We all have a quirks!

[scho63]

Originally Posted by penguinz

Change your exercise and movement patterns. I lift heavier than I ever have and I have considerably less back pain than I used to.

Go on multiple 10-20 minute walks per day if you can. Walking heals.

I have piss poor posture from years of being behind a computer. I also have had some crappy shoes with little support.

Self inflicted stupidity.

I started a health regiment 2 weeks ago to get the first 30 pounds off and then things get better quickly. I'm down a lot so far. I want to play golf, go hiking and traveling and other things that have become difficult to impossible.

I feel like I lost 3 years of my life and don't want to continue.

[Rain Man]

I was in a healthcare facility a while back and there was an ancient looking guy in there. He had a t-shirt that said something like, "I think senility is going to be a pretty smooth transition for me." I laughed out loud.

[penguinz]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I was in a healthcare facility a while back and there was an ancient looking guy in there. He had a t-shirt that said something like, "I think senility is going to be a pretty smooth transition for me." I laughed out loud.

Sure you weren't looking in a mirror? 😋