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Old 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM  
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Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ?
Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:22 PM   #91
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OK III, hold off, don't do it..... We can auction you off at the banquet to the Planeteer women, Yep, be the 1st to pop his nut, wadda ya think ?
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:22 PM   #92
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:23 PM   #93
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Two words, titty test. Once your making out with her go for the titty test. If she lets you do that your in.
Maybe in Cali....not in the Midwest; there's a custom here, or checkin' at each "base".....some will allow doubles and triples, but like the Royals....forget makin' it to "home."

Big leads from second and third, without any pick-off attempts, and then, BD, you are probably right. Midwest girls just aren't as easy as those Cali girls, sorry dude.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:24 PM   #95
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OK III, hold off, don't do it..... We can auction you off at the banquet to the Planeteer women, Yep, be the 1st to pop his nut, wadda ya think ?
I'll give $0.50 if you'll forget about this idea and "accidently" leave him at a convenience store on the way.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:24 PM   #96
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
And you haven't Boned her, yet; Roy Sr.....we need to talk, man.
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naw dad i think i pass and go with this girl instead. besides the girls coming down this week any way, oh and by the way guys u wanna know good thing about this chick, SHE LIKES FOOTBALL ... yes yes yes.
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Old 08-20-2004, 07:26 PM   #103
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well just to let yall know im 20 years old and this chick is 23.
DAMN!!!!

She's way too old for you. You need to get her liquored up and leave her outside your old man's room. That kind of service will set you up nicely in your father's will.
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And you haven't Boned her, yet; Roy Sr.....we need to talk, man.


Oh sh*t, please don't go there, there are many things about this situation that doesn't need to be discussed ! Trust me !
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Oh, well, in that case....

Charm the panties right off her. Damn. I'd hit it.
Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!!
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