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04-23-2002, 04:03 PM | #91 |
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You be the judge. Does Bob Dole's lawn look all that bad?
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04-23-2002, 04:07 PM | #92 |
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My dog is part chihuahua, part border collie....
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04-23-2002, 04:28 PM | #93 | |
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04-23-2002, 04:44 PM | #94 |
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Yeah... I guess his father was an ambitious Chihuahua that snuck under the fence...
Here he is lying in bed with his kitty...
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04-23-2002, 04:46 PM | #95 |
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Here's another shot of the Border Collie/Chihuahua mix...
His name is Ollie.
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04-23-2002, 07:56 PM | #97 | |
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04-23-2002, 08:10 PM | #98 | |
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Senator I just love your sense of humor.
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04-24-2002, 04:58 AM | #99 |
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"Old guy: "Good...good. Has anyone mention that we has a prospective new minister coming in to visit this weekend?"
I regret not reading Bob Doles story sooner....very funny. Just wondering if anyone questioned why someone would want a new minister, that would be swayed by their physical surroundings rather than swayed by the needs of others? Thought of this scripture since it seems to apply to Bob Doles story. "Of what benefit is it, my brothers, if a certain one says he has faith but he does not have works? That faith cannot save him, can it? If a brother or a sister is in a naked state and lacking the food sufficient for the day, yet a certain one of YOU says to them: "Go in peace, keep warm and well fed," but you do not give them the necessities for their body, of what benefit is it? Thus, too, faith, if it does not have works, is dead in itself."-James 2:14-17 PS. Interesting, one of my best friends who's name is also "Bob", raises those little street rats too. Still cant figure out what the attraction is about them. |
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04-24-2002, 05:07 AM | #100 |
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04-24-2002, 05:45 AM | #101 |
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good story senator...
FWIW, I would have already killed all of the grass and installed astroturf... If I were your neighbor, I wouldn't be nearly as worried about the length of your yard grass as I would be about the fact that you raise mutant cats disguised as dogs... thats just nuts...
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04-24-2002, 07:40 AM | #102 |
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I really need to learn to stop drinking when reading one of Bob Doles's threads.
Of course, having met the Senator made it even funnier. MM ~~Cleaning Pepsi off his screen ... and keyboard ... and dog ... and ...
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Sorry to hear about your lawn equipment, Bob. I just received a letter in the mail last week form my neighborhood association. They said that if i didn't mow my yard, they would have it done and bill me. Two things that piss me off about the letter... 1. No one on my street is as anal about their lawn as me. I put a lot of time and money into my yard. It isn't my fault that the two houses on each side of mine mow their yard too often and too short. It makes mine look tall, when it is actually the correct length. 2. On the top of the letter it said "FINAL NOTICE". That was the first and only letter they have ever sent me. I was forced to pull out a copy of the neighborhood rules and regulations. I now have a list of all my neighbor's violations, just in case the association tries to stir up more shit on me.
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04-24-2002, 10:19 AM | #104 | |
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I love the goat idea. I used to have an Angora goat ranch and had 300 nannies. (I put colorful ribbons on the pretty ones) Goats clip off the grass rather than pull it up like sheep. Don't like the concrete/tire idea though. Just drive a 6' length of re-bar into the ground and chain the goat to it. Move goat as needed.
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