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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:29 PM   #1006
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you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
im feeling out of place arund all of you bundle of stickss. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


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Old 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM   #1007
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you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
Real men ride Harley's.

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Old 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM   #1008
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yep, nasty. forgot about the NSFW thing.
not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM   #1009
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At least Brandon was wearing his helmet. That probably helped, as it was the last thing that went through his mind.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:33 PM   #1010
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im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


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So, have we got a date or what?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:36 PM   #1011
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not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:37 PM   #1012
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I'd like my first homosexual encounter to be with someone experienced.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM   #1013
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So, have we got a date or what?
go for it kid. He's all about the balls and weiners.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM   #1014
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I think your Mithrandir account is still active, as is Draven.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM   #1015
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Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.
And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:41 PM   #1016
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And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?
cause he's one creepy fellow i guess.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:42 PM   #1018
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:47 PM   #1019
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