Rashee Rice [legal issues megathread]

[DaFace]

The other thread is a dumpster fire. I'm sure this will become one as well, but might as well start with a clean slate. I'll at least try to keep the OP updated with any notable news. Feel free to PM me if I miss anything good.

Arrest warrant and potential charges:

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BREAKING: An arrest warrant has been issued for Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice in connection to his involvement in a multi-vehicle crash on U.S. 75 in Dallas in late March, sources tell WFAA. https://t.co/XL3F7oCuW1

— WFAA (@wfaa) April 10, 2024

Rice, 23, now faces eight charges in the case -- six counts of collision involving bodily injury, one count of collision involving serious bodily injury and one count of aggravated assault, according to the arrest warrant. All of the charges are felonies.

Collision involving injury carries a penalty of imprisonment in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice for not more than five years or confinement in the county jail for not more than one year, a fine fine not to exceed $5,000 or both. Collision involving serious bodily injury -- a third-degree felony -- carries a punishment of imprisonment in the Texas Department of Criminal Justice of not more than 10 years or less than 2 years. Aggravated assault -- a second-degree felony -- is punishable by two to 20 years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

Analysis from a defense attorney:

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This is a pretty good thread from a defense attorney on the matter.

TL;DR, his concern was at a 2, and now it's a 4 (out of 10). Still probably not a huge deal, but there are some concerning possibilities. Overall, though, he thinks it all gets pled down to misdemeanors, he misses a couple of games, and he writes some massive checks to those he injured.

Turned himself in and now out on bail:

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Originally Posted by In58men

Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rashee Rice has turned himself in to police after a warrant was issued for his arrest on Wednesday evening. https://t.co/rSp9IRRlFn pic.twitter.com/GlK4sB1XJM

— FOX4 News Kansas City (@fox4kc) April 12, 2024

Originally Posted by In58men

New avatar!!!

BREAKING: DeSoto PD releases #RasheeRice's booking photo.

Again, the Kansas City Chiefs receiver is no longer in the DeSoto Jail after posting a $40k bond.

(@wfaa) pic.twitter.com/IegZg3GFtL

— Matt Howerton (@HowertonNews) April 12, 2024

Random minutiae:

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Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

#Chiefs WR Rashee Rice and former SMU CB Theodore Knox are being sued for $1 million by two victims of the March 30 crash in Dallas, Texas, for severe injuries, including 'trauma to the brain, lacerations to the face requiring stitches, multiple contusions about the body,… pic.twitter.com/RlDvilVLi6

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) April 15, 2024

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

#Chiefs Patrick Mahomes said he's worked with Rashee Rice throughout the offseason and will continue to do so while the legal process plays out for Rice..

— PJ Green (@PJGreenTV) April 15, 2024

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by StinkBox

I'm guessing if you have children the fathers were smart enough to dump and pump because they knew the nightmare ahead of them?

Those tales are well documented on CP which saves me the embarassing bitch pitch because someone said something.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by StinkBox

I'm guessing if you have children the fathers were smart enough to dump and pump and run because they knew the nightmare ahead of them?

Keep those legs wide open babe, you're not getting any younger.

Let's go lowest common denominator if that's what you want you loose whore.

Oh we got edits. 😂😂

You think the lowest common denominator is me getting laid? You are 63+ yes?

[dlphg9]

Originally Posted by StinkBox

Why is this mental midget still allowed to keep making up fairy tails?

If he can quote one mention of where I've ever mentioned "jail" or "prison" or "commissioners list" I'll gladly leave this thread.

He's a liar and shouldn't be allowed to just make up what he wants. Why is this permitted?

You quoted a post of mine where I said he wasn't going to be on the commissioners list and said I was wrong, so you said it without saying it directly.

You ****ing inbred, sister ****er.

[Rainbarrel]

The least Stinkbox could do is say this should of happened in St Louis

[Dunerdr]

No freak out after this mornings reports of "at least multiple games''? I mean I know its a nothing burger but i'm a little disappointed the sky isn't falling in here.

[LoneWolf]

Originally Posted by StinkBox

I'm guessing if you have children the fathers were smart enough to dump and pump and run because they knew the nightmare ahead of them?

Keep those legs wide open babe, you're not getting any younger.

Let's go lowest common denominator if that's what you want you loose whore.

It's pump and dump, you troglodyte. If they dumped her before they pumped her, there wouldn't be any children.

Oh, and not that Katipan needs anyone to defend her, but she's awesome so kindly **** off.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Originally Posted by StinkBox

Why is this mental midget still allowed to keep making up fairy tails?

If he can quote one mention of where I've ever mentioned "jail" or "prison" or "commissioners list" I'll gladly leave this thread.

He's a liar and shouldn't be allowed to just make up what he wants. Why is this permitted?

You were responding that he's not going to be fine and implied the league and the justice system were going to come down hard. Is that a lie, because if you say it's not, why did you even reply?

He is going to be fine... Most lawyers, and some of them on here, think these charges will all be pleaded down and he will get 2-4 games.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Originally Posted by LoneWolf

It's pump and dump, you troglodyte. If they dumped her before they pumped her, there wouldn't be any children.

Oh, and not that Katipan needs anyone to defend her, but she's awesome so kindly **** off.

In fairness, the reerun probably has spent his life getting dumped and then pumping himself for the next year.

[staylor26]

Happy Birthday Rashee!

[Rainbarrel]

The big wheel is coming out of the attic with new streamers for the grips

[Chief Pagan]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

No freak out after this mornings reports of "at least multiple games''? I mean I know its a nothing burger but i'm a little disappointed the sky isn't falling in here.

The Skyy already fell.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by stevegroganfan

Assuming the victims have not suffered major lifelong injuries, Rice deserves around 1.5 to 2 years of actual time served in a low security jail where nonviolent criminals go and another 1-2 years of probation where he has to visit schools and warn kids about the dangers of acting like an idiot behind the wheel.

I don't think the NFL should punish Rice especially if the state of Texas puts him in jail for an adequate amount of time. He isn't OJ Simpson or Aaron Hernandez but what he did could easily get 4-5 people killed and/or disabled for life.

Two things about this case are really egregious. High speed racing against another car on public roads and leaving the scene of an accident. If you let someone get away with those two things without some noteworthy jail time, you may as well not have traffic laws at all.

Assuming your mother weighs less than 400 lbs, she deserves 1.5-2 nights of actual sex with me in the back of a low-riding pickup and another 1-2 nights of of sex with Billay where she role plays as an overweight wood nymph

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by Chief Pagan

The Skyy already fell.

Was it really ever up?

[MVChiefFan]

Originally Posted by Dunerdr

Was it really ever up?

Not for me.

[Dunerdr]

Originally Posted by MVChiefFan

Not for me.

Plot twist, Rashee gets supsended but Skyy has that one crazy Peyton Hillis type year and no one notices.