I’m leaving forever. - Page 65

patteeu · 03:00 PM

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Mod note: Here is the follow-up to this thread.

Seriously, I am.

I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

**ptlyon** · 05-01-2021, 12:08 AM

That wasn't ketchup

**Rain Man** · 05-01-2021, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Ketchup

I used to like mayonnaise, but as I got older I realized how fatty and calorie-laden it is. So I gave it up, and never missed it at all. I have no desire for it now that I don't eat it.

The strange thing is that the same thing happened with doughnuts. I figured that I would crave doughnuts occasionally, but I don't need them at all.

**Ming the Merciless** · 05-01-2021, 12:09 AM

Bryan busby's mom's pussy looks like a brisket that got split by an axe and splattered with hunts catsup

**ptlyon** · 05-01-2021, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I used to like mayonnaise, but as I got older I realized how fatty and calorie-laden it is. So I gave it up, and never missed it at all. I have no desire for it now that I don't eat it.

The strange thing is that the same thing happened with doughnuts. I figured that I would crave doughnuts occasionally, but I don't need them at all.

Same with poontang I suspect?

**ptlyon** · 05-01-2021, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

Bryan busby's mom's pussy looks like a brisket that got split by an axe and splattered with hunts catsup

She's Hope Solo?

**Ming the Merciless** · 05-01-2021, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

She's Hope Solo?

I hoped she was solo.when I watched her on chat chaturbate but then a huge lesbian came out of the closet and worked her with a massive dildo

**ptlyon** · 05-01-2021, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

I hoped she was solo.when I watched her on chat chaturbate but then a huge lesbian came out of the closet and worked her with a massive dildo

That's God Damn Hope Solo

eDave · 05-01-2021, 12:15 AM

Sup, guys?

Nirvana58 · 05-01-2021, 12:17 AM

Kansas City Chiefs are my favorite football team

**ptlyon** · 05-01-2021, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by eDave

Sup, guys?

Get lost, nerd

Fishpicker · 05-01-2021, 12:19 AM

110K is a lot of posts even if it was spread out over 19 years

**Rain Man** · 05-01-2021, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Same with poontang I suspect?

Only without a condiment.

**ptlyon** · 05-01-2021, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Only without a condiment.

That makes the sandwich

Abba-Dabba · 05-01-2021, 12:27 AM

Soon this will be over
We will need a disclosure
But who will be the closer
I sure hope it's not a boner
or a poser
Maybe it could be a stoner
or even a loner
One thing is for sure with all this exposure
I sure hope the reason isn't mediocre

eDave · 05-01-2021, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

Get lost, nerd

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