Marriage Question - Page 65

royr17 · 02-20-2005, 07:27 PM

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

ENDelt260 · 02-22-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

No, no... "stinky hatchet wound" is an unattractive way to put it.

booger's wording brings a smile to my face.

Hammock Parties · 02-22-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

The doily fell off your couch...better go fix it.

booger · 02-22-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

The wording was a lil rough for me. Just not an attractive way to put it.

seriously. stick your finger in her and wiggle it aroung a bit. You should be able to tell when she gets excited if she gets wet and a little stinky.

**Bearcat** · 02-22-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

She could have registered to post on this thread far earlier then.

Well, yeah.... since this thread was created such a long time ago

Hammock Parties · 02-22-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

Well, yeah.... since this thread was created such a long time ago

There was a 28-hour gap between the thread's creation and "steph's" first post.

booger · 02-22-2005, 05:03 PM

Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up.

Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese.

mmmmmmmm. tasty.

Hammock Parties · 02-22-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up.

Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese.

mmmmmmmm. tasty.

I didn't count the hours, I looked at two posts. Took 30 seconds.

booger · 02-22-2005, 05:06 PM

You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you.

Now go become a man and get your caca wet.

Hammock Parties · 02-22-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you.

Now go become a man and get your caca wet.

I encouraged Roy to make this thread...yeah, I'm real jealous.

**Rausch** · 02-22-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

But you're into fat girl porn?

You have to draw the line somewhere.

Are you trying to insinuate that watching a fatty hump is somehow less favorable than watching two dudes hump?...

ENDelt260 · 02-22-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

You have to draw the line somewhere.

Are you trying to insinuate that watching a fatty hump is somehow less favorable than watching two dudes hump?...

WhyTF do we have to watch either?

JazzzLovr · 02-22-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by steph

you all need 2 see if u have a dick or not bc i think somebody already cut them off

OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

JazzzLovr · 02-22-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by steph

i dont have 2 tell u anything about me

You're right. III tends to tell us more than we ever needed or wanted to know.

ROYC75 · 02-22-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

I encouraged Roy to make this thread...yeah, I'm real jealous.

No shit you basturd...neg rep !

**Mr. Kotter** · 02-22-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr

OMG!!! steph's right! I don't have a dick!!!!!

I can't believe I'm the first to call BS on this....

Fact: Girls can have a dick, ANYTIME they want it. It's just attached to someone else.

02-20-2005, 07:27 PM
royr17 MVP Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lovin my kids Casino cash: $278676	Marriage Question Ok lets start here. I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that. I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it. So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now. But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???
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booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-441450	Who (other than you) on gods green earth would take the time to count the hours and keep this up. Go eat a tuna melt with a side of cottage cheese. mmmmmmmm. tasty. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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02-22-2005, 05:06 PM	#968
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-441450	You are missing the point. The jealousy of him is just oozing out of you. Now go become a man and get your caca wet. __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Posts: 12,706