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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 02:22 PM   #946
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Drive as fast as you like, just do the rest of us 2 favors:

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2. If you feel like you are losing it, aim for the guardrail. I hate it when traffic backs up because of a body on the road. Don't inconvenience others.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:22 PM   #947
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:24 PM   #948
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Considering I ride 15 miles/per day, I'd say that you're mistaken.

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not surprising at all. does all that "riding" make scott tired?


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:24 PM   #949
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:25 PM   #950
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not surprising at all. does all that "riding" make scott tired?


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:29 PM   #951
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Well this rules out Jared Allen any other ideas on who the poster is?
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:30 PM   #952
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if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:33 PM   #953
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That was the one knock on the vacation we took out there last year (Yosemite/Tahoe area) - the drivers were just awful. Proactively rude. Deliberately difficult. Good luck trying to merge, ever. Perhaps one driver in 20 would let you in. It's like they would anticipate my changing lanes and deliberately speed up/slow down. I've driven in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago, and all points in between, and I've never seen anything like it.

Next time I go out there, I'm renting an Abrams.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:34 PM   #954
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:34 PM   #955
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3. Yes, I've driven drunk, but I haven't ever since the hit and run against that dumbass riding the motorcycle going over 100 mph without a helmet. I learned my lesson.
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Drive as fast as you like, just do the rest of us 2 favors:

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2. If you feel like you are losing it, aim for the guardrail. I hate it when traffic backs up because of a body on the road. Don't inconvenience others.
My brother did that once. He still ain't right.
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Well this rules out Jared Allen any other ideas on who the poster is?
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:39 PM   #959
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:39 PM   #960
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