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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:14 PM   #931
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your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device
Considering I ride 15 miles/per day, I'd say that you're mistaken.

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Old 06-24-2008, 02:14 PM   #932
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such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.


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And I hope that if I am out at 3am (which would be rare) and I see you, I accidentally pull out in front of you going over 100mph on city streets. Get a clue, dipshit. It's not your personal playground just because it's in the middle of the night.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:16 PM   #933
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wow what a pussy. seriously this guy should be voted chiefsplanet blowhard of the year

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Pussy? Ok there chief. Its called mature, responsible, and accountable for my actions. Do I like beer? You bet, sometimes way to many. Do I drive after? Not a chance, I have too much fun in life hunting, golfing, fishing, and otherwise just being a smartass father and husband. It takes a real man to take responsability and be accountable for his actions pal. Any idiot can go 100mph on a bike and get pulled over. Any idiot can drive drunk. I take the drunk driving personally, cause some "pussy" was driving drunk and ran off the road and hit me while I was running. So you douchebag are obviously the pussy. What have you ever done in your life to constitute being a real man? Go get drunk one last time and drive off the paseo bridge or something. Quit breathin my air loser.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:17 PM   #934
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Is it wrong that I want to explore a career in commercial trucking now so I can help plaster idiots like these two?

It would be pretty simple..you see one headlight approaching at incredible speeds, you hear a weedeater running, then you accidentally switch lanes at the last second...

"Oh no officer, I never saw or heard anything, I just felt a little bump and saw this rice rocket scatter into a million pieces."
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:18 PM   #935
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theres nothing wrong with it if you are good at it and im great at drunk driver.


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:18 PM   #936
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Bwahahaha oh THAT guy.

Should I start posting pics of random car accidents too???
Sure, do that if you like. We could also post the statistics of how much more likely it is to die in a motorcycle accident than a car accident. But no, we won't do that. You're too cool for stats.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:19 PM   #937
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I bet you tell the ladies that you're a good dancer, too. Let me help you out - no you're not. At either one.
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and grammar too. Thats it young man, I'm calling your mother. go to your room.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:20 PM   #939
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your jealous cause your fatass won't fit on one. and im sure you've never drove drunk. ****ing hypocritesPosted via Mobile Device
I drove drunk alot. Fast as hell, too. But I never wore it as a badge of honor. It's something kids do because they're stupid, thoughtless and irresponsible. Mostly you grow out of it. Unless you die or are just a complete fucking loser. Hopefully if you do die you won't take anybody else with you.

There is certainly a great deal of hypocrasy going on in this thread. But you're just flat out being a dick, too.
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:20 PM   #941
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So far, we have 5 posters willing to commit vehicular homicide on sight. Could be worse, I suppose. The Giant Toads could already be as far north as Oklahoma.

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Old 06-24-2008, 02:20 PM   #942
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Famous last words.... I see a Darwin award in your future.
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have any of you never drove drunk? then shut the **** up!
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Probably many have. And if said posters had gotten pulled over then they would have realized that they were the dipshit instead of blaming the police for simply doing their job. Sure, I did a lot of stupid stuff in my youth. Don't think I ever was stupid enough to drive like a maniac after drinking, though.
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... im great at drunk driver.


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Old 06-24-2008, 02:22 PM   #945
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Man the other clown can at least play the part! You on the other hand have no game. It must be a drag to suck at being a troll
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