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I should have texted her "Welp, I guess I'll put these cherries in my asshole!"
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05-16-2010, 08:14 PM | #9257 |
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05-16-2010, 08:15 PM | #9258 |
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05-16-2010, 08:17 PM | #9259 | |
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text her to come over cause you want her to shoot cherries out her hoo haaa so you can catch them in your mouth. it will be funny. see what she says.
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05-16-2010, 08:20 PM | #9260 |
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She probably wouldn't say anything.
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05-16-2010, 08:20 PM | #9261 |
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05-16-2010, 08:20 PM | #9262 |
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05-16-2010, 08:21 PM | #9263 |
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she might say she's coming back so he can spank her ass with a tennis racket to punish her for being a dirty little tramp like that. you never know until you ask.
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05-16-2010, 08:23 PM | #9264 |
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05-16-2010, 08:23 PM | #9265 |
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telling them is better than them seeing the stopwatch hanging from the headboard and wondering what to think.
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05-16-2010, 08:26 PM | #9266 |
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i don't know anything about tennis other than at least once in a lifetime a guy should be able to spank a random gal in the ass with a racket.
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05-16-2010, 08:28 PM | #9267 |
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05-16-2010, 08:30 PM | #9268 |
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some day i'll be able to cross it off my list. once i find a girl who doesn't laugh or turn and run really fast.
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05-26-2010, 10:28 PM | #9269 |
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05-26-2010, 10:29 PM | #9270 |
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