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05-14-2010, 09:20 PM | #9151 |
You think you can get by this?
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05-14-2010, 09:21 PM | #9152 | |
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
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not everyone is a sex fiend like some people around here
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05-14-2010, 09:25 PM | #9153 |
Stay positive, don't give up
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You and the bartender 'dating' yet
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05-14-2010, 09:25 PM | #9154 |
You think you can get by this?
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05-14-2010, 09:26 PM | #9155 |
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I would have... but I'm in the middle of a poker tournament.
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05-14-2010, 09:53 PM | #9156 |
Smokin
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Who you talkin about, Willis??
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05-14-2010, 10:08 PM | #9157 |
I'll be back.
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I guess dinner, a good blowjob and shitty sex with a hot girl is better than jerkin' it alone.
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05-14-2010, 10:18 PM | #9158 |
remember, remember
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05-14-2010, 10:18 PM | #9159 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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05-14-2010, 10:25 PM | #9160 |
I'll be back.
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I don't know what that is but she had a deep throat.
I really suck at sex, though. Damn. She said she was going outside to get something out of her car. She's taking a long time. Also, 19 year old hooha is odorless. This is twice now that I've come back with nothing.
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05-14-2010, 10:29 PM | #9161 |
Stay positive, don't give up
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SHes probably finishing the job in her car
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05-14-2010, 10:30 PM | #9162 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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You need ****ing practice. The best way to accomplish this is to bamboozle some girl into ****ing you repeatedly. At least for a while. Then you won't suck at it so much.
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05-14-2010, 10:30 PM | #9163 |
I'll be back.
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Kind of a bitchy thing to do considering I bought her dinner.
Guess she was afraid I was going to tie her to a chair if she tried to leave.
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05-14-2010, 10:31 PM | #9164 |
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She didn't just leave did she? Oh man. You've gotta quit posting that part online bro.
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05-14-2010, 10:32 PM | #9165 | |
remember, remember
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