Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 61

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

**gblowfish** · 06-24-2008, 01:44 PM

This guy is either a monumental mouth breather, or a CPer working under an alias stirring the pot for his own amusement.

Actually, he's a mouth breather either way.

Dayze · 06-24-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd

"Alert" huh? So you are alert enough to tell whether the chick on the cellphone is going to pull into a left hand turn as you enter an intersection? Alert enough to see a roofing nail at 100mph?

I assume you've taken a motorcycle safety course?

I read somewhere that when you're doing 65, you're traveling at something like 80' per second....

don't forget about mechanical faliures, tire blow outs, road debris and other things that are beyond a riders' control.

whatsmynameagain · 06-24-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

I hope when you kill yourself, you don't take any innocents with you. Hopefully, it is sooner than later.

such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.

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**Lzen** · 06-24-2008, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?

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This douchenozzle cannot possibly be serious.

Can he?

Dayze · 06-24-2008, 01:49 PM

I respect your right to not wear a helmet or gear; but you should respect others' right when they call you a friggin' moron for not wearing one/any.

Seriously though; hope you stay safe/as safe as you can etc. I hate hearing about bike crashes.

BIG_DADDY · 06-24-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Ask around. I really think you're missing out.

That was the one knock on the vacation we took out there last year (Yosemite/Tahoe area) - the drivers were just awful. Proactively rude. Deliberately difficult. Good luck trying to merge, ever. Perhaps one driver in 20 would let you in. It's like they would anticipate my changing lanes and deliberately speed up/slow down. I've driven in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago, and all points in between, and I've never seen anything like it.

Next time I go out there, I'm renting an Abrams.

Yea it's pretty bad. The Chinese will ****ing kill you here. Far and away the most deadly drivers on the road. The San Mateo highlands had a chinese driver go to hit his brakes and he accidentally hit his gas ran over a boat load of kids awhile back. These guys seem like they are never charged either.

Cell phones are another huge problem here, I never thought I would say this but I am so glad we are implimenting hands free legislation at the first of next month.

|Zach| · 06-24-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

It was in an urban area down here in Atlanta and this stupid pig came out of nowhere and put an end to my fun. I am sure I made his week because I bet he went back to the station and bragged to all his pig friends that he just pulled over some hotshot going over 100 on his sweet bike. Stupid pigs.

Enjoy the ticket.

whatsmynameagain · 06-24-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

I could afford ten of those stupid ass bikes. I am not fat in the least bit. I would have no probs getting plenty of gals in my truck but I'm married. Get off the jealousy take. It has nothing to do with it. It has to do with the fact that some guys on this board like me have wives and children they love. When some yahoo says that a "pig" busted them for going 100 mph on city streets it makes them realize how endangered the family is. No, most families aren't out at 2am, but some moms and dads that work the night shift could be out on the road and easily get into a wreck with someone doing 100mph. that is why there are speed limits. The "pig" you mentioned might be the first one there when you do have a wreck, your inability to recognize that shows immaturity. If it weren't for a "pig", I might have died in a hit and run with a drunk. If you are that good and that adrenaline pumped, then join the racing circuit or the circus. But, by all means, let the rest of us have safe roads to drive on.

wow what a pussy. seriously this guy should be voted chiefsplanet blowhard of the year

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BIG_DADDY · 06-24-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.

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Quit saying stupid shit dude. How much was the ticket?

Fish · 06-24-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

I hear Brandon was also a very alert and defensive driver... and he was smart enough to even wear a helmet.

**Bwana** · 06-24-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

such hate in this post. seriously, you are hoping I kill myself wtf? I bet you are against abortion and for the death penalty too huh? if you are afraid of the night don't come out. hopefully if I do take anyone out its you or your family members.

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Jesus, One of you mods want to flush this piece of **** back down the drain? Fuggen waste of skin.

Midnight_Vulture · 06-24-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dayzeofthenew

Two kinds of motorcyclists; those who have crashed, and those who will.

Wear your helmet and gear (assuming you have some)

UGH so not true.

And I do sometimes wear gear and a helmet but I can do without them as well.

And to the who "Two kinds of motorcyclists" crap whatever.

My uncle has been riding for nearly 30 years and he has NEVER been in an accident. So there goes that theory.

FAX · 06-24-2008, 01:53 PM

I've lost track of all the numbskulls. How many are we up to, now?

FAX

Dayze · 06-24-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

UGH so not true.

And I do sometimes wear gear and a helmet but I can do without them as well.

And to the who "Two kinds of motorcyclists" crap whatever.

My uncle has been riding for nearly 30 years and he has NEVER been in an accident. So there goes that theory.

Understood; good for your uncle.
I'm just saying that's a lot to leave to chance. If I'm going to check out, I don't want it to be in a parking lot going 15mph and smacking my skull against the curb.

Just be careful man.

Midnight_Vulture · 06-24-2008, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

I hear Brandon was also a very alert and defensive driver... and he was smart enough to even wear a helmet.

Who the F is Brandon???

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