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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

Hammock Parties · 08-09-2009, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo

went to a wedding reception tonight and missed D.T.'s induction.

Oh well... Me and the Mrs. got plowed. Our 1st night out by ourselves in months. The bartender poured a mean scotch, (chivas-18 year). It'll be hangover city tomorrow I'm afraid. Oh well.
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Don't worry dude, I capped it.

KCChiefsMan · 08-09-2009, 12:42 AM

youth is wasted on young people

JOhn · 08-09-2009, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

youth is wasted on young people

Naps are also wasted on the young

JOhn · 08-09-2009, 06:20 AM

Oh, and I got lucky last night

All around great day

Hammock Parties · 08-10-2009, 06:54 AM

ES Posthumus is AWESOME.

JD10367 · 08-11-2009, 10:13 AM

Just saw a clip of Miley Cyrus gyrating on a cart in black short-shorts at some awards show. Is 16-1/2 legal? I'd hit it.

MMXcalibur · 08-11-2009, 10:17 AM

I always get pumped for the new Madden, but am always sorely dissapointed. This year is sure to be no different.

Also, EA's NHL series is far and away better than Madden.

JD10367 · 08-11-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

I always get pumped for the new Madden, but am always sorely dissapointed. This year is sure to be no different.

Also, EA's NHL series is far and away better than Madden.

Old-school, FTW.

Best football game ever. X vs. O, and roll the giant ball as fast as possible. Fond memories of pinched skin on the palms from trying to "outrun" the other guy...

**Lumpy** · 08-11-2009, 02:11 PM

Head colds suck! I shouldn't be at work... I should be at home, slurping chicken noodle soup and playing Tomb Raider!!

JD10367 · 08-11-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Head colds suck! I shouldn't be at work... I should be at home, slurping chicken noodle soup and playing Tomb Raider!!

Which one? I really liked the original ones on the PS and PS2. However, the later versions are just too complicated and cumbersome. Somtimes improved graphics and 200 different combo moves don't make a game any better, if the gameplay whacks it (akin to the fact that high-tech computer-graphics don't make a good sci-fi film if the storyline is bad.... are you listening, George Lucas?). It's like the GTA series: sometimes I'll still whip out GTA3, the original recipe, just to drive around in the darkness running over pedestrians and beating up hookers...

keg in kc · 08-11-2009, 02:25 PM

I'm really hungry but too lazy to eat.

**Lumpy** · 08-11-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Which one? I really liked the original ones on the PS and PS2. However, the later versions are just too complicated and cumbersome. Somtimes improved graphics and 200 different combo moves don't make a game any better, if the gameplay whacks it (akin to the fact that high-tech computer-graphics don't make a good sci-fi film if the storyline is bad.... are you listening, George Lucas?). It's like the GTA series: sometimes I'll still whip out GTA3, the original recipe, just to drive around in the darkness running over pedestrians and beating up hookers...

It's Tomb Raider Underworld for PS3. I just started playing it, and I'm only on the first level. But yeah, it's a bit more complicated than the other TR's that were for PS2.

We have a few of the GTA's, (I can't remember which ones, but we keep them on reserve for those extremely stressful days lol). I usually ignore the storyline and just go blow shit up.

Halfcan · 08-11-2009, 03:01 PM

My random thought is this-I HATE dipshits that bash DT-especially the week he goes in the HOF.

I was at the game when he went in the Ring of Honor-and some drunk fug was bashing him nearly the whole time. I went off on him and then security threw his dumb ass out.

I hate DT haters!!!

Simply Red · 08-11-2009, 03:15 PM

Lance also makes bagged popcorn, not JUST crackers.

Katipan · 08-12-2009, 05:20 PM

I've become an old lady. This month's Cosmo features a section on "50 sexy ways to touch him there"... So I'm reading the first 13 ways (out loud and to the boyfriend) which are very explicit and interesting and turn the page. Ways 14-23 are ways to fondle his balls. Ways 24-38 are the most vivid descriptions of how to give a blow job. Ways 39-50 are a variety of crap but can we focus on the fact that there is a ****ing instruction manual to blow jobs in Cosmo?

"26 Lie flat on a bed with your head hanging backward over the side as he stands facing you. Take his penis into your mouth; use your hands on his waist to control his thrusting. It's an easy way to give him some deep throat action without triggering a wicked gag reflex."

****ing cliff notes.
I think most 14 year old girls have picked up their mother's Cosmo.

I'm an old lady. While I'm not opposed to any of the 50 ways in any way, I think I'm offended.

04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
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08-12-2009, 05:20 PM	#915
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $880351	I've become an old lady. This month's Cosmo features a section on "50 sexy ways to touch him there"... So I'm reading the first 13 ways (out loud and to the boyfriend) which are very explicit and interesting and turn the page. Ways 14-23 are ways to fondle his balls. Ways 24-38 are the most vivid descriptions of how to give a blow job. Ways 39-50 are a variety of crap but can we focus on the fact that there is a **ing instruction manual to blow jobs in Cosmo? "26 Lie flat on a bed with your head hanging backward over the side as he stands facing you. Take his penis into your mouth; use your hands on his waist to control his thrusting. It's an easy way to give him some deep throat action without triggering a wicked gag reflex." *ing cliff notes. I think most 14 year old girls have picked up their mother's Cosmo. I'm an old lady. While I'm not opposed to any of the 50 ways in any way, I think I'm offended. __________________ "Loving him is red."*
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