Jizz-sniffing janitor busts elementary school teacher

[Hammock Parties]

Awesome. Our country is ****ed up.

http://www.hollandsentinel.com/news/...ecent-exposure

Hamilton schools teacher Daniel DuPuis faces felony charge for indecent exposure

A Hamilton Community Schools teacher has been arraigned on a felony charge related to allegedly masturbating in school.

Daniel James DuPuis was arraigned Monday in Allegan County District Court on a charge of aggravated indecent exposure which carries a maximum penalty of up to two years in prison. Offenses are alleged to have happened between Jan. 1 and April.

DuPuis, 28, of Holland, who was teaching music at Hamilton Elementary and Hamilton Middle School, was arrested Friday. He has been released on a $5,000 bond.

In a letter sent to parents on Friday, school administrators said they learned of an incident Thursday and contacted police. School officials said DuPuis was suspended without pay and that the alleged activity involved no contact with students or other staff.

According to court records, the Michigan State Police was contacted by school administrators after a janitor found a tissue that “smelled like semen” in a wastebasket in a room at the middle school. DuPuis was interviewed by a state police trooper and the middle school principal Scott Smith.

On several other occasions, according to the record of a probable cause hearing held Friday, the janitor had noted suspicious items in the trash, including a pair of “panties.”

DuPuis admitted to masturbating five times in a locked office area with a glass door and a window with no shade but denied connection to the underwear, according to court records.

He reportedly said students did use the room to practice during lunch and that when the students left, he locked the door of the office and masturbated, with no students around.

DePuis has a wife and two small children and is a worship leader for Engedi Church in Holland, court testimony shows.

The church website lists him as worship director with a B.A. in music education from Hope College.

A call to Engedi Tuesday was not immediately returned.

Speaking before the arraignment Monday, Superintendent Scott Korpak emphasized that “there is no involvement of students ... no involvement of other staff members.”

The charge alleges that DuPuis made “an open or indecent exposure” of himself while fondling himself.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Pushead2

thanks for the history of you pulling the pud.

You're welcome.

I really wish I could create an itemized datebook of sorts with duration of masturbation, materials used, and volume of wad, etc.

Sort of like.

June 11th, 2000. 10:38 pm. 2 minutes, 14 seconds. JC Penney's bra ad. Approx 2 oz.

Unfortunately I've destroyed most of my good masturbation memories with excessive drinking and drug abuse. If I can fill you in on anything else, let me know.

[Pushead2]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

You're welcome.

I really wish I could create an itemized datebook of sorts with duration of masturbation, materials used, and volume of wad, etc.

Sort of like.

June 11th, 2000. 10:38 pm. 2 minutes, 14 seconds. JC Penney's bra ad. Approx 2 oz.
.

& all at the same time..

[seclark]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

I dunno folks.

I'm 23 and I bet over the last decade I've cranked the ol' hog a couple thousand times at least. And yes, I have smelled it before. Curiosity I suppose. I'd be willing to bet most human beings could identify the smell of semen.

nothing wrong w/it, i guess. i'm almost 50 and been in the minority lots of times before. i don't see any reason to start a poll or anything like that. surely we can just take each others word for it, ok?
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[Pablo]

Originally Posted by seclark

nothing wrong w/it, i guess. i'm almost 50 and been in the minority lots of times before. i don't see any reason to start a poll or anything like that. surely we can just take each others word for it, ok?
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That settles it. Somebody with more ambition than me needs to create a pole.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

That settles it. Somebody with more ambition than me needs to create a pole.

not in. i'm going to get a haircut, then head home for a couple beers. y'all keep your nose to the grindstone.
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[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Mecca

I mean honestly what kinda creepy dude would pick up a tissue out of a waste basket and proclaim "this smells like jizz!"

And I'd like to see the process map of how this all culminated, too.

We know Steps 1 through 3.

1. Janitor goes to empty wastebasket.
2. Janitor smells something suspicious. Say, "Hmm, smells like semen."
3. Janitor starts smelling stuff in trash can until he finds tissue.

But what next? Logically, it seems like this would have happened.

4. Janitor says, "Who would have been masturbating in here? I should tell the principal."
5. Janitor takes tissue to principal, says, "Sniff this."
6. Principals confirms semen smell.

Okay, at this point why did they decide to investigate? The odds are 99 percent that it's a student and not a teacher. So what next?

7. Janitor and principal look for tissue box that matches used sample, find it on teacher's desk.
8. Somehow, they rule out students using the tissues.
9. They look around for a private area where the act could occur, and identify the office.

Then what? Did they find other tissues? Computer porn? Stains on a chair? How did they link the tissue to the teacher without forcing an (ahem) lineup and sample collection? Did they do a CSI lab thing and test tissue rips to estimate the exit velocity, whether the perpetrator was left-handed or right-handed? Were there small stains in the office that allowed them to estimate the perpetrator's height?

10. Somehow they decide to accuse the teacher and confront him.
11. For reasons unknown, the teacher confesses? Or did they take the tissue to a CSI lab and have the DNA analyzed?

I don't understand how this went from Point A to Point B.

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by frazod

I'm fairly troubled by the number of people who seem to think this shit is okay.

Dude, it's cp. What did you think would happen?
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[Mecca]

The janitor probably watched him jerk it then told the principal when the teacher refused to pay him off.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Mecca

The janitor probably watched him jerk it then told the principal when the teacher refused to pay him off.

Ah. Occam's razor.


I still think it was a CSI-type investigation where they mathematically modeled spatter patterns and stuff.

[Pants]

If you can't smell your jizz, either your sense of smell or your balls are broken.

[Fritz88]

Someone explain why is he sniffing shit from the trash?

[dtrain]

Originally Posted by sedated

if masterbating in schools is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Fritz88

Someone explain why is he sniffing shit from the trash?

He's a janitor...

He probably went in that office to jerk off and smelled some jizz that wasn't his.

Then he was all like..."Oh no, **** this. I jerk off in this office. Nobody else. I know this mother****er has a jizz rag in here somewhere. **** this guy, he's done here. Then I can jerk it in my own zone".

[Goldmember]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

If you can't smell your jizz, either your sense of smell or your balls are broken.

or he's never gotten a blow job and had to smell his wife's/girlfriend's breath

[LaChapelle]

I want to know why he confessed
with a middle school full of jerks