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04-16-2009, 08:05 AM | #76 |
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foosball is more fun and you need 2
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04-16-2009, 08:06 AM | #77 | |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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04-16-2009, 08:08 AM | #78 |
Woman should only make babies
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you can't go a thread without talking about pulling knobs
back to the thread starter you're only hope is if the guy is gay or if your girlfriend is unfortunate looking. You might be in the clear if they watched Mama Mia or some shit, but if they saw Fast and the furious it's over
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04-16-2009, 08:11 AM | #79 |
Say hello to my little friend
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Call her right now and dump her. Seriously.
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04-16-2009, 08:12 AM | #80 |
You think you can get by this?
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04-16-2009, 08:13 AM | #81 |
Kind of a mod
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There is only one situation in which this is OK: if the guy is 100% undeniably gay. And I don't mean COULD be gay, I mean no question in your mind that the dude takes it in the poop chute gay.
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04-16-2009, 08:14 AM | #82 |
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Sorry RustShack, but as others have stated already, game over.
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04-16-2009, 08:15 AM | #83 |
Ain't no relax!
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This isn't why you sent me a friend request is it??
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04-16-2009, 08:15 AM | #84 | |
Forgetting 2013 season end.
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04-16-2009, 08:26 AM | #85 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Lindsay Lohan is looking for a new boyfriend....
As I've said before, take her out, get her really drunk, take her back to her house, use her like a roll of paper towels, steal $40 from her purse, take a dump in her fridge crisper bin, disappear, never call her again. Ten years from now she'll be a smile on your face that your wife won't understand. |
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04-16-2009, 08:27 AM | #87 | |
In Search of a Life
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04-16-2009, 08:29 AM | #89 |
You think you can get by this?
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04-16-2009, 08:31 AM | #90 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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