The Lurker 500 - Page 6

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:43 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

thestickboy · 03-15-2008, 04:38 PM

I would like to use this opportunity to make my fifth post.

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 04:43 PM

thestickboy.....MarkM's twin brother?

Side by side, you guys could get a job on Sesame Street on "number 11 day"

thestickboy +1(under 10 post contribution)

Shootr · 03-15-2008, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Pile of leaves, skip...Pile of leaves. Not the pile of velvetleaf down in your outhouse either.

Next challenge question.

The All Idiot Team.

What is it, why was it created, and why is it funny? No answer valid without the name of the rival poster who initiated it.

Bonus points for naming 2 of that persons Chiefsplanet(star board too) rivals
Bonus point for that rival poster's real name.

I know parts of this. The all idiot team was started by Packfan. Also known as Ken and Dienberg sticks out in my mind as his part of his name.

blueballs · 03-15-2008, 04:58 PM

this thread needs to be broken down with tabs
I'm interested in the man from PA

"Bob" Dobbs · 03-15-2008, 04:59 PM

An existential question. Would a TRUE lurker ever post in this thread?

I know the answer to Goatse's restroom question, but technically, I have too many posts to answer.

**Bugeater** · 03-15-2008, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

The question is still up for grabs regarding the Death an appliance.

I can't believe no one has answered this one yet.

Here's a clue to the poster involved with the incident:

Craash · 03-15-2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoBo

I can't believe no one has answered this one yet.

Here's a clue to the poster involved with the incident:

That would be frazod, right?

Let me thought out there 'gochiefs' as the answer for who drove around the block time and time again while gather courage to meet a girl at a party. That HAS to be coming up.

**alanm** · 03-15-2008, 08:00 PM

I've known the answer so far to every question posed. But alas unable to answer.

**Bugeater** · 03-15-2008, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craash

That would be frazod, right?.

You don't appear to be eligible to answer. You'd better read the rules as to not incur the wrath of Iowanian.

Quote:

Originally Posted by alanm

I've known the answer so far to every question posed. But alas unable to answer.

Just delete about 12,500 of your posts and you'll be golden.

Craash · 03-15-2008, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoBo

You don't appear to be eligible to answer. You'd better read the rules as to not incur the wrath of Iowanian.

Just delete about 12,500 of your posts and you'll be golden.

Considering I didn't actually answer anything, I think I'm ok. ;-)

KcKing · 03-15-2008, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Pile of leaves, skip...Pile of leaves. Not the pile of velvetleaf down in your outhouse either.

Next challenge question.

The All Idiot Team.

What is it, why was it created, and why is it funny? No answer valid without the name of the rival poster who initiated it.

Bonus points for naming 2 of that persons Chiefsplanet(star board too) rivals
Bonus point for that rival poster's real name.

The All Idiot Team was created by Packfan... The funny thing about it, was that it was created by him to iggy posters he felt not on his level... But he was filled with such dumbassery... Everybody wanted to be iggy'ed (that a real word?) by him anyway...

And how bout Titus and John as his "rivals"??

**KcMizzou** · 03-15-2008, 09:06 PM

Damn... this has the potential to be one of the best threads ever. I'll be back to read from the start later. Nice idea.

VonneMarie · 03-15-2008, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

That's because you disappeared. Remember?

I was gone for 5 months with a broken computer. So you're telling me all this stuff happened in that span?

**Dartgod** · 03-15-2008, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcKing

The All Idiot Team was created by Packfan...

This is not accurate.

Great thread idea Iowanian.

**Iowanian** · 03-15-2008, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shootr

I know parts of this. The all idiot team was started by Packfan. Also known as Ken and Dienberg sticks out in my mind as his part of his name.

+1 shootr for getting the rival poster(packfan) and his real name.

Yourself and kcking are close enough to get the explanation and story correction, but not enough to get the point.

Packfan fancied himself a real lombardi. He believed all Chief fans to be complete morAns and was known for suggesting the Chiefs were idiots for every FA signing or trade "Guys like Marcus Allen are available for free every day and the Chiefs traded a pick" would be a typical answer. He was the "newman" to KCTITUS and DARTGOD's Sienfeld. MarkM also had a pretty notorius fued, which escalated when packfan said markslim was a d umbass and never attended a game in Greenbay. He was often proven wrong by the planet archivist....Kctitus(who doesn't post here NEARLY OFTEN ENOUGH...NOR DOES HIS BROTHER)....a quote never escapes that guy when you're wrong.

Anyway....He placed Titus and Dartgod on his "all idiot team"......

Where you're wrong.

Mi_Chiefs_fan and I believe MarkM created the "all idiot team" in which it was essentially mocking packfan, and an honor to be selected. positions were given, and writeups written regarding the abilities each poster would bring to the cyber-Gridiron based off of their posting styles and previous revelations. While packfan mentioned the all-idiot team...its true planet Lore can be found in threads of those mentioned above.

03-15-2008, 10:43 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3258454	The Lurker 500 Ladies and Gentlemen. Start your Engines for the Lurker 500. In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged! Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context. How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history? At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course. Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts. Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.
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