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11-17-2014, 04:11 PM | #76 |
Life is changing..
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11-17-2014, 04:26 PM | #77 |
Mammoth penis
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My poops keep disappearing on me lately. I feel them come out, hear them splash, but when I stand up to enjoy the masterpiece Ive just created there's nothing in the toilet. Spooky.
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11-17-2014, 04:53 PM | #78 |
Veteran
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I'm a regular guy living a regular life.
I poop a regular poop. Regularly.
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11-17-2014, 05:10 PM | #79 |
Escalades
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11-17-2014, 05:33 PM | #80 |
Arf! Arf! Arf!
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Low flush toilets are the DEBIL!
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11-17-2014, 05:39 PM | #81 |
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Touching cotton.
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11-17-2014, 05:45 PM | #82 |
Supporter
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Until one day, you're strolling down some darkened alley, and all your ghosts of pooping past converge and steal your soul.
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11-17-2014, 05:47 PM | #83 |
You Sweetie!
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11-18-2014, 05:19 AM | #84 | |
In Search of a Life
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11-18-2014, 05:52 AM | #85 |
This is the way
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Every weekday morning, I alternate oatmeal and yogurt with granola mixed in. I poop with a smile on my face.
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11-18-2014, 06:09 AM | #86 |
TACO SALAD
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I just went. It was pretty solid.
I'm not sure anyone other than my Mother when I was a child has inquired about my pooping efficiency. Thanks for caring, SR. |
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01-30-2015, 02:03 PM | #87 |
Life is changing..
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I've been pooping at work a lot lately. There's something very satisfying about being paid to poop.
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01-30-2015, 02:05 PM | #88 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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I used to have myself trained to do it when I got to work and then right before I left for the day
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01-30-2015, 02:29 PM | #89 |
The Collective Unconscious
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I was glad to find this thread today. I've had three days in a row of no wipers in the morning and after lunch. I feel like I've lost ten pounds. Go ME!!
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01-30-2015, 02:31 PM | #90 |
Yum! Buc Marshmallows
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Let's ask the 16 year old Patriot's ball boy this question!
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