NFT: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy

[The Rick]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...us/sperm_theft

Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy

CHICAGO - An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.

The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips' distress case back to trial court.

Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.

He said he didn't find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state.

Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

Phillips sued Irons, claiming he has had trouble sleeping and eating and has been haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state.

Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' lawsuit in 2003.

But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."

The judges backed the lower court decision to dismiss the fraud and theft claims, agreeing with Irons that she didn't steal the sperm.

"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."

Phillips is representing himself in the case. He could not be reached for comment Thursday.

"There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth."

Originally Posted by Iowanian

You'd better squirt her hands and box with windex, and have her gargle some bleach to make sure she's not Palming one of your guys.

I usually just pinch her nose and cover her mouth until she swallows.

[FloridaChief]

Originally Posted by Phobia

You should listen to everything Stump says as though it were from the mouth of God himself. You're lucky to have a surrogate brain like him.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by badgirl

Nah thought I'd let you think you were right about something.

Nice. But you should have left it at blamin' it on your 'monthly friend;' now you look even more silly....

[badgirl]

Ok I'm leaving work and going home now, you guys just had me a little confused thats all

Originally Posted by badgirl

Ok I'm leaving work and going home now, you guys just had me a little confused thats all

Be careful. I heard there were some underground tornados out your way.

[badgirl]

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Nice. But you should have left it at blamin' it on your 'monthly friend;' now you look even more silly....

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Mr. Kotter isn't highly regarded as the most intelligent person on here, but I would stake my right nut that his IQ more than doubles yours.

Gee, thanks Phil.....I think.

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Gee, thanks Phil.....I think.

I was gonna go with "triples", but it is my 'nad we're talking about....

Wow. Will an intelligent person please say something thought provoking so I can recharge?

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Pft. You've got another one.

He may have needed it; I'd bet she's between 25-30 on the scale.....and I doubt I make over 90.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Wow. Will an intelligent person please say something thought provoking so I can recharge?

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you are right.

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

He may have needed it; I'd bet she's between 25-30 on the scale.....and I doubt I make over 90.

Heh heh - the best kind of humor.

I farted 30 IQ points last night.

Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you are right.

Not you. Somebody like David. or Metrolike.

[Mr. Kotter]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Not you. Somebody like David. or Metrolike.

Sorry....I missed the "intelligent" part.

[Amnorix]

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Heh... I'm greatly looking forward to the look on the woman's face when I say, "Hey, uh... I'm gonna need that back."

No kidding. Hey, umm, nothing personal, but I need you to either swallow or spit it into the toilet and flush, and just in case, I need to watch you rinse. Here ya go...