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The ‘Natti is next
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![]() That is fuggin' awesome! You should def offer her a tic-tac on Fri. And you should tell her in addition to your usual haircut, your pubes need a trim as well.
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This is the way
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so....by Friday you'll be gettin yourself a Lil' Wayne CD, eh?
Your opening line should be "So, How's (enter husband's name here) been lately?
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Ah, blackmailing is such a beautiful thing....
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In Pat We Trust
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Well... everyone else's responses are more humorous but in reality I would suggest you boycott her salon out of moral principle. Nothing funny about someone's wife with a mouthfull of infidelity.
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don't tell me about collage
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Champs!
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Wasn't referring to as getting tang. Was referring to getting some free haircuts for life.
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Do you think you'll change the way you tip her?
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Maybe he could bring in a cup of plain yogurt as a tip?
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You're talkin shit on me sister biotch ... she needs the extra money .. she has a habit ....
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In retrospect, you should've suspected something when they started putting out celery and pineapple snacks for the customers.
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I'm going to be out most of tomorrow, but I'm very anxious to know how this story ends.
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sorta mod-ish
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I'll be back.
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So it does happen...
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