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Jizz-sniffing janitor busts elementary school teacher
Awesome. Our country is ****ed up.
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I really wish I could create an itemized datebook of sorts with duration of masturbation, materials used, and volume of wad, etc. Sort of like. June 11th, 2000. 10:38 pm. 2 minutes, 14 seconds. JC Penney's bra ad. Approx 2 oz. Unfortunately I've destroyed most of my good masturbation memories with excessive drinking and drug abuse. If I can fill you in on anything else, let me know. |
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That settles it. Somebody with more ambition than me needs to create a pole.
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And I'd like to see the process map of how this all culminated, too. We know Steps 1 through 3. 1. Janitor goes to empty wastebasket. 2. Janitor smells something suspicious. Say, "Hmm, smells like semen." 3. Janitor starts smelling stuff in trash can until he finds tissue. But what next? Logically, it seems like this would have happened. 4. Janitor says, "Who would have been masturbating in here? I should tell the principal." 5. Janitor takes tissue to principal, says, "Sniff this." 6. Principals confirms semen smell. Okay, at this point why did they decide to investigate? The odds are 99 percent that it's a student and not a teacher. So what next? 7. Janitor and principal look for tissue box that matches used sample, find it on teacher's desk. 8. Somehow, they rule out students using the tissues. 9. They look around for a private area where the act could occur, and identify the office. Then what? Did they find other tissues? Computer porn? Stains on a chair? How did they link the tissue to the teacher without forcing an (ahem) lineup and sample collection? Did they do a CSI lab thing and test tissue rips to estimate the exit velocity, whether the perpetrator was left-handed or right-handed? Were there small stains in the office that allowed them to estimate the perpetrator's height? 10. Somehow they decide to accuse the teacher and confront him. 11. For reasons unknown, the teacher confesses? Or did they take the tissue to a CSI lab and have the DNA analyzed? I don't understand how this went from Point A to Point B.
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The janitor probably watched him jerk it then told the principal when the teacher refused to pay him off.
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I still think it was a CSI-type investigation where they mathematically modeled spatter patterns and stuff.
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If you can't smell your jizz, either your sense of smell or your balls are broken.
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Someone explain why is he sniffing shit from the trash?
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He's a janitor...
He probably went in that office to jerk off and smelled some jizz that wasn't his. Then he was all like..."Oh no, **** this. I jerk off in this office. Nobody else. I know this mother****er has a jizz rag in here somewhere. **** this guy, he's done here. Then I can jerk it in my own zone". |
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I want to know why he confessed
with a middle school full of jerks |
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