ChiefsPlanet 2018 ChiefsPlanet "King of the Idiots" Coronation, award, trophy and vocaroo reading - Page 6

**Ming the Merciless** · 06:26 PM

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sk3ClgPAPm <----speech

Greetings , Citizens of ChiefsPlanet!

The 2018 "King of the Idiots" is:

LoneIguana

Once every year, a great battle is fought , which determines the fate of mankind. This is not that battle. This is a far more important struggle where the titans of dip-shittery are sent forth by their tribes in a great contest to become KING OF THE DIPSHITS.

Lord Fisty, the Emperor of Chiefsplanet oversees this tournament. The great factions of this kingdom send their finest warriors in a winner takes all battle.

This Year's contest was won by a razor thing margin. Before saluting the winner, let us first give our thanks and praise to all of the other morons who set foot into the ring and gave it their all.

SweetDaddy hate very nearly landed a decisive blow and became champion, only to have his dreams ripped away at the last minute. His obnoxious , trollish style was formidable..his hatred for Alex infected every thread in which he posted much like AIDS or herpes and burned as hot. No one could post anything in any thread about any topic without Sweets deftly parrying the blow and thrusting his tiny e-peen , shattering the will of even the strongest Alexsexual. He vanquished the mighty warriors Tigger and Sandy, but alas, even his utter idiocy was not enough to become champion.

Other warriors also gave their lives on the battlefield only to be defeated. Threebag02 was one of these imbeciles who tried so hard to be a bigger dipshit than all of the others, but like he does in life..he once again failed in this effort as well only to fall back into obscurity. Tales of his life now, and his crusty lipped mumbling over some worn pokemon cards behind the man-brothel are whispered in dark corners.

TacoJohn's decapitation was sudden and very sad. The tinfoil helmet he was wearing could not withstand even a single blow in combat. Some had warned him of this flaw but he was too paranoid to listen to logic.

BEP, possibly man ...possibly woman..possibly some horrid mixture betwixt....came very close as well. No one knows why a New England Patroits fan come to a KC chiefs message board to discuss cooking and politics , but he/she has proven itself worthy on the field of combat.

JJDinosaurGuy, a moron and idiot of such magnitude..that he LITERALLY looks at Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and other great scientists and without any sense of self awareness or irony, tells them they are idiots....this great buffoon was also bested by our noble champion.

Even Rudy, the poor midget with tourette's syndrome and who is barely able to type a complete sentence was not able to overcome LoneIguana's ass hattery.

This brings us to the Grand Champion, the one True KING of the DIPSHITS:

LoneIguana...You are hereby crowned 2018 Dipshit of the year. Your drivel is so boorish and dumb that it spills over from DC into the lounge where you are known throughout the land as someone who is almost universally put on ignore or mocked. By merely posting in any thread, multiple people who have witnessed you being a dipshit in other threads will attack you to prevent further dipshittery from plaguing the land. You let your butthurt and soft liberal coddling flow through every post you make like some sort of semi reeruned jedi. Literally no one likes you here. The amount of effort it must have taken to be this socially unaware and lacking of even basic common sense is truly mind boggling.

Congratulations, you have earned this. Your name shall be inscribed in the hall of dipshits, forever.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sk3ClgPAPm
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Spoiler!

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-04-2018, 08:43 PM

Congrats , Longiguanadong.

Also congrats to the other vote getters

Im writing a speech up now. Will deliver tomorrow about noon, unless i finish 2 night

Hammock Parties · 06-04-2018, 08:48 PM

plz to be PMing script over

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-05-2018, 12:54 PM

award speech posted in OP

memorial avatar on the way

Naptown Chief · 06-05-2018, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

award speech posted in OP

memorial avatar on the way

Awe inspiring. The typos and lack of punctuation only add to the lore of idiocy

Sassy Squatch · 06-05-2018, 01:05 PM

Good lord... Sweets couldn't even do this right?!? He got the silver medal at the Special Olympics that was pretty much jerry rigged for him to win. What a completely useless buffoon. **** off and die.

Simply Red · 06-05-2018, 01:22 PM

it sucks they'd voted for a CP'er who won't even make an appearance in this thread.

DJJasonp · 06-05-2018, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

it sucks they'd voted for a CP'er who won't even make an appearance in this thread.

Be thankful.

In an era where many awards shows dont get it right........this one was knocked out of the park by the voters.

Well done CP.

Naptown Chief · 06-05-2018, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJJasonp

Be thankful.

In an era where many awards shows dont get it right........this one was knocked out of the park by the voters.

Well done CP.

All the more reason to have him here. I want a God damned victory speech. One with shout outs (**** yous) and I couldn't be here withouts..

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-05-2018, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dwwataz

Awe inspiring. The typos and lack of punctuation only add to the lore of idiocy

ahahahhahahaha

ill try and fix

i wanted to deliver on time

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-05-2018, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dwwataz

All the more reason to have him here. I want a God damned victory speech. One with shout outs (**** yous) and I couldn't be here withouts..

yess

this x 1000000000012038139481

we need speeches by all

Naptown Chief · 06-05-2018, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

ahahahhahahaha

ill try and fix

i wanted to deliver on time

It's perfect the way it is

threebag · 06-05-2018, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle

Good lord... Sweets couldn't even do this right?!? He got the silver medal at the Special Olympics that was pretty much jerry rigged for him to win. What a completely useless buffoon. **** off and die.

Hey pawn sucked him off real good though

**Ming the Merciless** · 06-05-2018, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02

Hey pawn sucked him off real good though

congrats on getting a lot of votes you god damn imbecile

youre a strong favorite for next year so keep your chin up

Hammock Parties · 06-05-2018, 03:52 PM

**** it, im not reading all that shit

threebag · 06-05-2018, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

congrats on getting a lot of votes you god damn imbecile

youre a strong favorite for next year so keep your chin up

Save your tears bitch, you'll need them to wash the cum stains out of your dress

05-30-2018, 12:03 PM
Ming the Merciless Emporer of Mongo Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Milky Way Casino cash: $1217556	2018 ChiefsPlanet "King of the Idiots" Coronation, award, trophy and vocaroo reading https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sk3ClgPAPm <----speech Greetings , Citizens of ChiefsPlanet! The 2018 "King of the Idiots" is: LoneIguana Once every year, a great battle is fought , which determines the fate of mankind. This is not that battle. This is a far more important struggle where the titans of dip-shittery are sent forth by their tribes in a great contest to become KING OF THE DIPSHITS. Lord Fisty, the Emperor of Chiefsplanet oversees this tournament. The great factions of this kingdom send their finest warriors in a winner takes all battle. This Year's contest was won by a razor thing margin. Before saluting the winner, let us first give our thanks and praise to all of the other morons who set foot into the ring and gave it their all. SweetDaddy hate very nearly landed a decisive blow and became champion, only to have his dreams ripped away at the last minute. His obnoxious , trollish style was formidable..his hatred for Alex infected every thread in which he posted much like AIDS or herpes and burned as hot. No one could post anything in any thread about any topic without Sweets deftly parrying the blow and thrusting his tiny e-peen , shattering the will of even the strongest Alexsexual. He vanquished the mighty warriors Tigger and Sandy, but alas, even his utter idiocy was not enough to become champion. Other warriors also gave their lives on the battlefield only to be defeated. Threebag02 was one of these imbeciles who tried so hard to be a bigger dipshit than all of the others, but like he does in life..he once again failed in this effort as well only to fall back into obscurity. Tales of his life now, and his crusty lipped mumbling over some worn pokemon cards behind the man-brothel are whispered in dark corners. TacoJohn's decapitation was sudden and very sad. The tinfoil helmet he was wearing could not withstand even a single blow in combat. Some had warned him of this flaw but he was too paranoid to listen to logic. BEP, possibly man ...possibly woman..possibly some horrid mixture betwixt....came very close as well. No one knows why a New England Patroits fan come to a KC chiefs message board to discuss cooking and politics , but he/she has proven itself worthy on the field of combat. JJDinosaurGuy, a moron and idiot of such magnitude..that he LITERALLY looks at Einstein, Newton, Hawking, and other great scientists and without any sense of self awareness or irony, tells them they are idiots....this great buffoon was also bested by our noble champion. Even Rudy, the poor midget with tourette's syndrome and who is barely able to type a complete sentence was not able to overcome LoneIguana's ass hattery. This brings us to the Grand Champion, the one True KING of the DIPSHITS: LoneIguana...You are hereby crowned 2018 Dipshit of the year. Your drivel is so boorish and dumb that it spills over from DC into the lounge where you are known throughout the land as someone who is almost universally put on ignore or mocked. By merely posting in any thread, multiple people who have witnessed you being a dipshit in other threads will attack you to prevent further dipshittery from plaguing the land. You let your butthurt and soft liberal coddling flow through every post you make like some sort of semi reeruned jedi. Literally no one likes you here. The amount of effort it must have taken to be this socially unaware and lacking of even basic common sense is truly mind boggling. Congratulations, you have earned this. Your name shall be inscribed in the hall of dipshits, forever. https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sk3ClgPAPm <--- mic'd up Online recording software >> Spoiler! I am archiving the original post here: 5/30/2018 An official proclamation shall be made , and a statement shall be read marking this glorious achievement. It is rather difficult to rise up amongst this vast sea of imbeciles to even be recognized as a truly worthy moron. And furthermore to actually win this coveted honor and take your place in the pantheon of greatness is something quite special. We salute you, King of the Idiots 2018, whoever you may be. The coronation shall commence when the ballots have been tabulated and the results are official...PGM, his Holiness, shall be conducting the polling and is doing a fine job of scouring this land for Champions. Last edited by Ming the Merciless; 06-05-2018 at 06:26 PM..
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06-04-2018, 08:43 PM	#76
Ming the Merciless Emporer of Mongo Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Milky Way Casino cash: $1217556	Congrats , Longiguanadong. Also congrats to the other vote getters Im writing a speech up now. Will deliver tomorrow about noon, unless i finish 2 night __________________ ---- 2018 Adopt-A-Chief : Chris Conley 2017 Adopt-A-Chief : FRANK ZOMBO Click here-->*The Holy Chiefsplanet Lexicon **
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06-04-2018, 08:48 PM	#77
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06-05-2018, 12:54 PM	#78
Ming the Merciless Emporer of Mongo Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Milky Way Casino cash: $1217556	award speech posted in OP memorial avatar on the way __________________ ---- 2018 Adopt-A-Chief : Chris Conley 2017 Adopt-A-Chief : FRANK ZOMBO Click here-->*The Holy Chiefsplanet Lexicon **
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06-05-2018, 01:05 PM	#80
Sassy Squatch The man you could post like. Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $549655	Good lord... Sweets couldn't even do this right?!? He got the silver medal at the Special Olympics that was pretty much jerry rigged for him to win. What a completely useless buffoon. **** off and die.
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06-05-2018, 01:22 PM	#81
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	it sucks they'd voted for a CP'er who won't even make an appearance in this thread.
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06-05-2018, 03:52 PM	#89
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2800478	**** it, im not reading all that shit
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