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#76 |
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Join Date: Apr 2013
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texting girls is a crucial element. It's a very strange science but i have a feeling that the guys who get laid a lot are masters at it
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#77 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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And they're getting more action than you.
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#78 | |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Get a decent haircut, wear less conspicuous jewelry and shave that facial growth. You look creepy as ****. |
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#79 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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Also relax that serial killer smile a bit without going into angry emo brooder look. Rest your face somewhere between those two pics.
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#80 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Yeah.. I'd ditch that chin strap and wife beater. It looks scummy as hell..
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#81 |
I like Pie!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: In my garage
Casino cash: $10016623
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pull your pants up and get a job?
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#82 | |
Kindness in words...
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Zion
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And then you go to Option 2. Then 3. Then 4. Then 5. Then whatever. Or you can just decide to kick that more rich, better looking guy in the nuts and take that chick for yourself because he's a ****ing tool and you own his ass up and down and you and she know it and you will take her back to your place and do shit to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal. |
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#83 |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Wait, hold up.. I think there might be a misunderstanding. Do you get laid elsewhere? Are you saying there's some sort of Kansas City Chastity Belt effect that keeps you from getting laid in this city?
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#84 |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
Casino cash: $341250
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And way down at the bottom is option #100. Come to CP and whine how you cant get any pussy. Then post a pic with your rat face whiskers and carnival prize jewelry and a beater. You want a reason why your not scoring? Study those pics ya sent then change your life dude!
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#85 |
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Join Date: Apr 2013
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the other day at First Fridays an artsy girl has her friend ask me if she thinks shes cute (initiated convo with me)
I said yes.. talked to her, got her number and then kissed her.... Been texting her for 2 days and she wont meet up with me |
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#86 |
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#87 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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#88 |
Sleeping on the blacktop
Join Date: Nov 2013
Casino cash: $1609850
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It's been two days man... Maybe she is just busy? She is replying to you so there is at least a little interest. Maybe you are coming off as clingy? Bitches hate that shit.
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#89 | |
don't tell me about collage
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Los Angeles
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If youre just trying to bust sign up on a dating site, theres plenty of desperate girls there |
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#90 |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
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Did you happen to send her the second pic?
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