Life Stupid Tourist Tricks - Page 6

**Bwana** · 06:56 AM

It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks.

This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first)

http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold

How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs

This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out:
http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video

Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y

At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming.

If you have any from your area, post them up.

**Dave Lane** · 05-26-2016, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

In almost all cases they weigh a lot less than us and have their weight distributed by 4 legs.

Wut?

**DaFace** · 05-26-2016, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Wut?

Yeah, true in some cases, but bison and elk aren't exactly light as a feather.

POND_OF_RED · 05-26-2016, 09:59 PM

I'm sure bison and elk get taken by sinkholes more than you think.

**Dave Lane** · 05-27-2016, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

Yeah, true in some cases, but bison and elk aren't exactly light as a feather.

Ummmm have you ever seen a bison up close? I mean if you are talking about babies sure, But Elk and bison dwarf us in size.

Hydrae · 05-27-2016, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Ummmm have you ever seen a bison up close? I mean if you are talking about babies sure, But Elk and bison dwarf us in size.

Then there is the whole small footprint size by comparison to a human. Due to that, the pounds of pressure per square inch is much higher for a hoofed animal. I am quite sure they would be more likely to punch a hole than any human of any size.

scorpio · 05-27-2016, 08:04 AM

Yeah sorry I didn't mean Bison and Elk weigh less than us, just that most wildlife in the park does. That said, I have never seen any Bison or Elk anywhere near any of the active geological features in the park.

**Perineum Ripper** · 05-27-2016, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

True but trust me, the bison are just getting warmed up for the start of tourist season.

More selfie sticks and their owners will go air born before long.

That's great to hear..I will be out there in July on my motorcycle..I can't wait for all these dipshits to work them up then I will have to watch the bison rape my Harley as I hide in a tree

**Rain Man** · 05-27-2016, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by scorpio

Yeah sorry I didn't mean Bison and Elk weigh less than us, just that most wildlife in the park does. That said, I have never seen any Bison or Elk anywhere near any of the active geological features in the park.

I just assumed it was a statement about American obesity rates.

**rockymtnchief** · 05-27-2016, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by mac459

That's great to hear..I will be out there in July on my motorcycle..I can't wait for all these dipshits to work them up then I will have to watch the bison rape my Harley as I hide in a tree

Try to hit the Beartooth Rally July 15-17. And once again, ride the Beartooths from Red Lodge to Cooke City. Don't take the Cody route. It's not the same!

**Bwana** · 05-27-2016, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Try to hit the Beartooth Rally July 15-17. And once again, ride the Beartooths from Red Lodge to Cooke City. Don't take the Cody route. It's not the same!

You're right, if you have never been that way it's a must. I go the Chief Joseph route now just to avoid old Granddad in Winnebago doing 5 MPH thinking he going to die. It keeps my blood pressure down and my .500 in the holster.

**rockymtnchief** · 05-27-2016, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

You're right, if you have never been that way it's a must. I go the Chief Joseph route now just to avoid old Granddad in Winnebago doing 5 MPH thinking he going to die. It keeps my blood pressure down and my .500 in the holster.

Amen!

Although, If you've never been up the pass, you'll stop for pictures often enough to not worry about grandpa.

**Perineum Ripper** · 05-27-2016, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Try to hit the Beartooth Rally July 15-17. And once again, ride the Beartooths from Red Lodge to Cooke City. Don't take the Cody route. It's not the same!

That's exactly where I am heading to..I appreciate the advice just the same

**Bwana** · 05-27-2016, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnchief

Amen!

Although, If you've never been up the pass, you'll stop for pictures often enough to not worry about grandpa.

Exactly

**SAUTO** · 05-27-2016, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

I'm sure bison and elk get taken by sinkholes more than you think.

Yeah, just no one is reporting it.

**rockymtnchief** · 05-28-2016, 06:19 AM

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Max Alonso and his wife came from Chile to visit Yellowstone. They were upset when they saw a group of people trying to feed a bear with two cubs.

He said, “They were trying to give a carrot to them.”

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Scientist and educator Dr. Jim Halfpenny recalled, “And I was in the middle of our group, and I heard one of them say, ‘o, no. no please get back on the boardwalk.’ And I turned and had five foreign tourists, a group of three and a group of two, and they were off the boardwalk.”

http://www.nbcmontana.com/news/Park-...stone/39765050

05-15-2016, 07:51 AM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2137693647	Stupid Tourist Tricks It's off to a fast start already this year! A list of incidents involving people trying to obtain the coveted Darwin Award. I will keep you up to date of all the stupid tourist tricks. This yesterday: We thought it was cold! (this is a first) http://www.ktvq.com/story/31975424/y...ed-it-was-cold How this lady lived and was not gored is beyond me: Buy a Powerball ticket lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfk1O9_quxs This from last week: Amazing no one got taken out: http://www.krtv.com/story/31915893/v...nal-park-video Much of the time, this is what happens: Fat guy vs Bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvTHOrTf_Y At this rate, it should be a record year for goring incidents, Chinese tourists seem particularly clueless. So far no goring's, but it's coming. If you have any from your area, post them up. Last edited by Bwana; 06-08-2016 at 06:56 AM..
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05-26-2016, 09:59 PM	#78
POND_OF_RED The talking stonehead Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Blue Springs, MO Casino cash: $-26854	I'm sure bison and elk get taken by sinkholes more than you think.
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05-27-2016, 08:04 AM	#81
scorpio Veteran Join Date: Apr 2006 Casino cash: $9448509	Yeah sorry I didn't mean Bison and Elk weigh less than us, just that most wildlife in the park does. That said, I have never seen any Bison or Elk anywhere near any of the active geological features in the park.
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