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11-12-2004, 11:05 PM | #76 | |
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They want equality until it's time to take the trash out. You heard about Rush Limbaugh in an elevator and Hilary Clinton got on didn't you? She hit the stop button, turned to Rush, started taking her clothes off and told him she wanted him to make her a real woman. So, he takes off all his clothes, bends over, picks both his and her clothes up, hands them to her and says "Here, Fold These."
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11-12-2004, 11:09 PM | #77 | |
Flop = Man of Steel!!
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11-12-2004, 11:14 PM | #78 | |
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11-13-2004, 12:07 AM | #79 | |
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11-13-2004, 12:11 AM | #80 | |
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"It's generally 8 hours of boredom, but now and then you have a few minutes of sheer terror... and that's when you have to remember how to do your job.." |
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11-13-2004, 12:28 AM | #81 | |
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11-13-2004, 12:37 AM | #82 | |
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Nah, it ain't weird. We'd expect you to have a cop or two as friends for as much time as you have spent with them.
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11-13-2004, 12:40 AM | #83 | |
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Actually, I have... but only because I've had cops in the family since I was a kid. |
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11-13-2004, 01:22 AM | #84 | |
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11-13-2004, 07:30 AM | #85 | |
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11-13-2004, 12:25 PM | #88 | |
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11-13-2004, 07:03 PM | #90 | |
so cute
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