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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:22 PM   #76
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:22 PM   #77
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:23 PM   #78
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:26 PM   #79
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:29 PM   #80
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:29 PM   #81
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:30 PM   #82
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:30 PM   #83
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:31 PM   #84
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:31 PM   #85
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:31 PM   #86
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