Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 6

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Ugly Duck · 06-25-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

I think your lying. Post close ups of the serial number to prove it.

JBucc is right.... this thread is useless without serial numbers.

**2112** · 06-25-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

I call BS.

Maybe a mod will give this guy a global ban a la RedRum of days gone by.

Wait, he's a super stud and a master sleuth, fightclub must be.

Eleazar · 06-25-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

True, but you can't go to jail for being a dumbass. Of course, I can't say that he would be stupid for admitting to a felony on here - smoking weed is a felony in many locations and there are plenty on here who freely admit to that.

Yeah, but they don't post things saying where and when they are doing it.

KC Jones · 06-25-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

I don't buy it. You'd have to be stupid on a whole new level to announce something like this on a message board.

The vast majority of crooks are practically reeruned. This smells like just another off season attention whore stunt, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that someone who would steal would be dumb enough to post about it.

Jenson71 · 06-25-2007, 06:10 PM

You deserve to get caught/turned in.

Jenson71 · 06-25-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Just quoting.

Where's that lady that hunts down terrorists from her computer? She could have a nice job here.

**TinyEvel** · 06-25-2007, 06:18 PM

I can top this.
Last night we were walking out of the Hollywood Bowl with all the crowds, waiting for the light to change on our way to the remote lot.
These two guys (about 21 years old) walked by a police motorcycle, and one guy looked around adn tried to remove the helmet that was clasped to the handlebar.
He then walked on, cutting into the smaller remote lot.
But then he turned around, came back and actually removed it and started walking away with it, into the lot.
I walked to the intersection and found the police officer (who was a VERY big, buff dude) Told him a kid just swiped his helmet (to his disbelief). Another man and I quickly gave a detailed description of the guy and his friend and pointed the officer in the direction he went.

Considering all cars are stacked in the lot, they had nowhere to go, and only one exit.

Judging by what the guy did and the officer's reaction, I wouldn't want to be that guy when the officer found him.

plbrdude · 06-25-2007, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

Thieves are scum, lower than whale shit on the ocean floor.

well put

Adept Havelock · 06-25-2007, 06:29 PM

What a sad and pathetic little man you are fightclub1983.

**Iowanian** · 06-25-2007, 06:34 PM

I hope its full of kiddie porn with a GPS chip, they track you down and you spend the next 10 years wishing for Death by Bunga.

You're a shitbag.

may find yourself weeping face down in the street in your own piss and blood after you get car jacked today.

88TG88 · 06-25-2007, 06:42 PM

I knew San Dieogans were scum. This proves it.

**Iowanian** · 06-25-2007, 06:43 PM

Damn I hate Thieves. The guy SHOULD have been able to leave $800 bones on the table for 15 minutes with his stuff, because only a useless scumbag would steal it.

Maybe a tribe of bull queers will push you down and use your ass for a weiner garage.

I do hope a mod busts out your personal info, and hell rages on your credit.

I hope Karma comes knockin' on the doors of ANY of you who would have condoned the same.

Its really too bad someone didn't see you and beat you with coffee mugs.

Relax though......The Police are probably IDing you on the surveylance video right now anyway.

Enjoy prison.

Logical · 06-25-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 98EH98

I knew San Dieogans were scum. This proves it.

Don't blame all San Diegans for this jackass. He is a pathetic piece of shit if you ask me.

KCChiefsMan · 06-25-2007, 06:49 PM

that is fuckED UP! I hate fucking thieves who steal other people's $hit because they're too much of a loser to afford things theirselves....yes if you sense bitterness from me, I've been robbed before and it pissed me off, at least insurance got back most of my stuff with a $500 deductible. But man that is wrong...wow and to advertise something you stole on a message board, a laptop would probably be at least a $1,000 so is that any kind of grand theft? I wouldn't be surprised, the thing that bothers me the most is that you're proud of it. It would be one thing saying "I was drunk or on drugs and stole something...I feel awful what should I do...blah blah blah" but you are a POS IMO

Logical · 06-25-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

JBucc is right.... this thread is useless without serial numbers.

Gotta love the idea.

06-25-2007, 06:10 PM	#80
Jenson71 fides quaerens intellectum Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: United States Casino cash: $8330900	You deserve to get caught/turned in.
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06-25-2007, 06:18 PM	#82
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $3729601	I can top this. Last night we were walking out of the Hollywood Bowl with all the crowds, waiting for the light to change on our way to the remote lot. These two guys (about 21 years old) walked by a police motorcycle, and one guy looked around adn tried to remove the helmet that was clasped to the handlebar. He then walked on, cutting into the smaller remote lot. But then he turned around, came back and actually removed it and started walking away with it, into the lot. I walked to the intersection and found the police officer (who was a VERY big, buff dude) Told him a kid just swiped his helmet (to his disbelief). Another man and I quickly gave a detailed description of the guy and his friend and pointed the officer in the direction he went. Considering all cars are stacked in the lot, they had nowhere to go, and only one exit. Judging by what the guy did and the officer's reaction, I wouldn't want to be that guy when the officer found him.
Posts: 12,026

06-25-2007, 06:29 PM	#84
Adept Havelock Obligatory Thoughtcriminal Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Flux,awaiting an observer Casino cash: $10004900	What a sad and pathetic little man you are fightclub1983. __________________ No matter how cynical you are, it is impossible to keep up. -Lily Tomlin I'd rather be a climbing monkey than a falling angel. -Terry Pratchett
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06-25-2007, 06:34 PM	#85
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3408454	I hope its full of kiddie porn with a GPS chip, they track you down and you spend the next 10 years wishing for Death by Bunga. You're a shitbag. may find yourself weeping face down in the street in your own piss and blood after you get car jacked today.
Posts: 62,351

06-25-2007, 06:42 PM	#86
88TG88 don't tell me about collage Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Los Angeles Casino cash: $10009184	I knew San Dieogans were scum. This proves it.
Posts: 6,274

06-25-2007, 06:43 PM	#87
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $3408454	Damn I hate Thieves. The guy SHOULD have been able to leave $800 bones on the table for 15 minutes with his stuff, because only a useless scumbag would steal it. Maybe a tribe of bull queers will push you down and use your ass for a weiner garage. I do hope a mod busts out your personal info, and hell rages on your credit. I hope Karma comes knockin' on the doors of ANY of you who would have condoned the same. Its really too bad someone didn't see you and beat you with coffee mugs. Relax though......The Police are probably IDing you on the surveylance video right now anyway. Enjoy prison.
Posts: 62,351

06-25-2007, 06:49 PM	#89
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	that is fuckED UP! I hate fucking thieves who steal other people's $hit because they're too much of a loser to afford things theirselves....yes if you sense bitterness from me, I've been robbed before and it pissed me off, at least insurance got back most of my stuff with a $500 deductible. But man that is wrong...wow and to advertise something you stole on a message board, a laptop would probably be at least a $1,000 so is that any kind of grand theft? I wouldn't be surprised, the thing that bothers me the most is that you're proud of it. It would be one thing saying "I was drunk or on drugs and stole something...I feel awful what should I do...blah blah blah" but you are a POS IMO
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